Thursday, September 4, 2008

Palin Jokes

I set them up, and you knock them down

What is the difference between a Hockey Mom and a Pit Bull?

8 comments:

  1. pit bulls have respect for personal space

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  2. pit bulls don't force their children loveless shotgun marriages

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  3. Pit Bulls can put together cogent arguments?

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  4. Pit pulls are more likely to catch a stray puck while Hockey moms would probably just get hit.

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  5. Pit bulls yell less and drink less beer than Hockey Moms.

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  6. Pit Bulls are castrated by having their balls clamped into a vice.

    Hockey Moms castrate by nagging and being sexually witholding.

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  7. Pit bulls lick their own balls. Hockey moms suck cock.

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