Man, the State WAS awesome.. but.. the new release.. I am to understand that not all the music rights were cleared? so.. some sketches.. are bollocksed?
..... Caleb just puzzled out the kernal of what is to become Skynet.
Only problem... is I'm fairly certain it's allready been started. Elsewhere. We'd at best be creating the subpar knock off that's sure to be in T2ON.... only w/ the neat font that makes the 2 look vaguely R-ish.
Caleb, since you use firefox, you can download an add on called Adblock Plus that will make that stop. I don't even really know what you're talking about, because I have it and there are no ads on the blog for me. It rocks hardcore. You can feel free to mail me the hundred dollars. :-P
Oh dear. They did it. I begged them not but they did it anyways. PA has switched to their new modern look. All the kids say it's hip but I hate it with a passion.
Avril is a delicate woman who requires both a subtle tongue and three firm fingers.
This is how I started my classes:
"So, I am your TA for this section of ethics. May name is Jay. You can either call me Jay or, if you feel me deserving of far more reverence and respect, 'oh captain my captain'."
Hey.
ReplyDeleteHey.
You.
You.
I don't like your girlfriend.
... I was singing the theme to One Piece earlier...
ReplyDeleteonly I replaced all the syllables w/ pork and or bbq related words.
Responding to the end of the last chat thread...
ReplyDeleteMan, the State WAS awesome.. but.. the new release.. I am to understand that not all the music rights were cleared? so.. some sketches.. are bollocksed?
Bombay Sapphire makes truth come out of my pores.
ReplyDeleteTruth and David Bowie.
perhaps a doctor needs to inspect this.
re: MTV did not get all of the music back. It does not take away from the comedy itself
ReplyDeleteGuitar hero? Your doing it wrong.
ReplyDeleteOh that is fucking stupid.
ReplyDeleteto not have DLC work between games is a big "fuck you" to everyone.
ReplyDeleteI just won the WoW fishing tournament!
ReplyDeleteOh boy.
@jay - thats sad
ReplyDeleteIs there really money being made by our advertisements?
ReplyDeleteBecause I could write us a check for $100 to not have them anymore.
If they are annoying and needless we can remove them quite easily.
ReplyDeleteI dunno. Mikey is the one who knows how to check on how much phat loots we are raking in through advertising.
we've made $5 from two clicks...
ReplyDeleteHoly shit. That's like...ZOMG!
ReplyDeleteThat's a bag of peppermints from two clicks. Imagine how many peppermints we could get from 30,000 clicks!
You sir are correct. Now we just need interesting content, such that we can get enough daily visitors to click our ads 30,000 times.
ReplyDeleteWOAAAAAAH, there Kyle.
ReplyDeletedon't put the cart before the horse.
I for one would be MUCH more likely to click on things more often, if it's the alternative to creating interesting content.
Just playing to my strengths and all.
xkcd, yes.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone tell Caleb to print out today's XKCD? If not, someone should.
ReplyDeleteI'm not saying I'm going to. I'm just saying someone should.
2 clicks = $5? Doesn't that mean we need to write vb script that navigates through the ads and back to EOiaS on a loop and run it while we sleep?
ReplyDeleteAnd another one to copy/paste content from online articles to make new posts, so that we get new ads to click through to?
And another which uses a small portion of the funds which adsense pays us to make purchases to legitimize our browsing?
And another which hawks our purchases on ebay to recoup their costs?
One more to take do some short-selling over at Scottrade?
I hadn't gotten around to reading xkcd today. That's a pretty good one, but I'm afraid of insulting the stupid people who ask me questions.
ReplyDeleteI just checked. We have 350 labels.
ReplyDelete..... Caleb just puzzled out the kernal of what is to become Skynet.
ReplyDeleteOnly problem... is I'm fairly certain it's allready been started. Elsewhere. We'd at best be creating the subpar knock off that's sure to be in T2ON.... only w/ the neat font that makes the 2 look vaguely R-ish.
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ReplyDeleteCaleb, since you use firefox, you can download an add on called Adblock Plus that will make that stop. I don't even really know what you're talking about, because I have it and there are no ads on the blog for me. It rocks hardcore. You can feel free to mail me the hundred dollars. :-P
ReplyDeletegoogle would figure out we are using a script and i would get my account suspected. That would be bad.
ReplyDeletewe've only been running the ads for three weeks. I am going to let it run for another week and see what happens.
Works fine by me. I was just curious.
ReplyDeleteHear that, Mikey? Christina is taking money out of YOUR pocket.
ReplyDeleteI, obviously, am offended on your behalf.
That's MY job, dammnit. By the way.. can you drive me to Fort Wayne? I swear I'll pay you back.
who is Christina?
ReplyDeleteA friend of both Young House and small mammals. You met her at that Guster concert and then, apparently, promptly forgot.
ReplyDelete... Is Mikey in favor of small mammals?
ReplyDeleteI remain unconvinced.
Huuuume!!!
ReplyDeleteI contend Hume might well be animatronic.
ReplyDeleteAin't no such thing as a climbin' dog.
This evening i killed a bug. Usually I just leave bugs to their own devices. As far as I can tell no soul left the bug. It just stopped moving.
ReplyDeleteSo, if we're like bugs, and eventually we stop moving, what the hell are we doing?
Answering the call of Captain Falcon?
ReplyDeleteGetting undergrads to talk is akin to getting something impossible to happen.
ReplyDeleteThough, i did learn that if one says something contentious enough one will piss off the fundy in the class, and then words are said.
*JOY*
ReplyDeleteWhy the god damned fuck am I awake at 6 in the morning?
ReplyDeletejay: your prayers have been answered. The Raccoon may be getting divorced.
ReplyDeleteOh dear. They did it. I begged them not but they did it anyways. PA has switched to their new modern look. All the kids say it's hip but I hate it with a passion.
ReplyDeleteThis may be the cheapest XKCD joke ever.
ReplyDeleteLeibniz totally invented calculus.
ReplyDeleteAvril is a delicate woman who requires both a subtle tongue and three firm fingers.
This is how I started my classes:
"So, I am your TA for this section of ethics. May name is Jay. You can either call me Jay or, if you feel me deserving of far more reverence and respect, 'oh captain my captain'."
So it begins.
See you missed the joke within the joke. It was a spoof of CSI: Miami on top of a Calculus joke.
ReplyDeleteIf I were in your class I would address you as 'Oh Captain My Captain'.
ReplyDeleteMy hope is that one day while walking back to my office after class a student will yell "Oh Captain, My Captain!" to get my attention.
ReplyDeleteOr, better, some night when I am out at the bars perhaps a student will drunkenly yell "Oh cap'n mah cap'n" and collapse in awe and admiration.
That will have made it all worth it. And if they do it in front of a professor or collegue of mine? So much the better.
Or, better, some night when I am out at the bars perhaps a student will drunkenly yell "Oh cap'n mah cap'n" and collapse in awe and admiration.
ReplyDeleteBetter yet, the student will drunkenly stand on their chair before yelling "Oh cap'n mah cap'n" and collapsing in awe and admiration.
Just don't let them press a Cap. Morgan into your hands.
ReplyDeleteStay Strong, W/ British Dry.
Grading papers takes far too long.
ReplyDeleteOne of my students quoted Ben Parker in her answer to a question on the ethics homework.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure what to do with this.
wait..
ReplyDeleteWhich Ben Parker?
Uncle Ben? or.. Ben Reilly-Parker?
Grades weigh on this commentary.