Uncomfortable Plot Summaries:
BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome.
BLADE RUNNER: Man with no apparent skill stumbles into escaped robots, fails to kill most, fucks one.
THE GOLDEN COMPASS: Critique of Catholicism upstaged by polar bear fight.
THE X-MEN: Minority group seeks overthrow of social order.
That was the best web page I have read in a long time. I thank you, J, for making today that much more bearable.
ReplyDeleteAre we allowed to laugh at these?
ReplyDeleteTina might get frustrated that we're ruining the movie by discussing it.
*snicker*
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