tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5472929943767602697.post4080320884843010962..comments2024-01-03T06:15:15.919-05:00Comments on Everyone Is a Sith: Puppy [chat]Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5472929943767602697.post-71462035367864910492008-06-20T17:00:00.000-04:002008-06-20T17:00:00.000-04:0016-year-old Neil Beagley died. Rather than seekin...<A HREF="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25281287/" REL="nofollow">16-year-old Neil Beagley died</A>. Rather than seeking medical attention he tried to pray himself to health.<BR/><BR/>Turned out it didn't work too well._J_https://www.blogger.com/profile/03761591852824457348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5472929943767602697.post-27420725367744017912008-06-20T16:42:00.000-04:002008-06-20T16:42:00.000-04:00Photos from Mars.Or at least a skillful photoshop....<A HREF="http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/06/martian_skies.html" REL="nofollow">Photos from Mars</A>.<BR/><BR/>Or at least a skillful photoshop._J_https://www.blogger.com/profile/03761591852824457348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5472929943767602697.post-17932179832982680412008-06-20T16:31:00.000-04:002008-06-20T16:31:00.000-04:00"Apparently, a number of girls made a pact to get ..."<A HREF="http://www.usnews.com/blogs/on-women/2008/06/20/teen-pregnancy-pact-symptom-of-larger-problem.html" REL="nofollow">Apparently, a number of girls made a pact to get pregnant in order to bring someone into the world who would love them unconditionally.</A>"<BR/><BR/>Win._J_https://www.blogger.com/profile/03761591852824457348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5472929943767602697.post-86012542495088413042008-06-20T15:28:00.000-04:002008-06-20T15:28:00.000-04:00This is kind of interesting.One of our resellers i...This is kind of interesting.<BR/><BR/>One of our resellers is in China and called to let us know that he has some customers in China who want to order from us. When the customer service guys were talking about it I said, "So we're going to buy a product from China, someone in China will buy it from us, and then we'll ship it to the guy in China?"<BR/><BR/>It turns out that people in China don't have access to the things made in China which are sold to the U.S. and other countries. So it's easier for Chinese citizens to order from a U.S. company and get a Chinese shovel than it is for them to just buy the shovel we buy from China._J_https://www.blogger.com/profile/03761591852824457348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5472929943767602697.post-46213700553496455702008-06-20T15:02:00.000-04:002008-06-20T15:02:00.000-04:00You lost some privacy today.Did you feel it?<A HREF="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25279676/" REL="nofollow">You lost some privacy today.</A><BR/><BR/>Did you feel it?_J_https://www.blogger.com/profile/03761591852824457348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5472929943767602697.post-47904194589308945042008-06-20T13:13:00.000-04:002008-06-20T13:13:00.000-04:00Something.Something._J_https://www.blogger.com/profile/03761591852824457348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5472929943767602697.post-59096100435341943652008-06-20T08:47:00.000-04:002008-06-20T08:47:00.000-04:00genius.genius.Calebhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05682658659259701333noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5472929943767602697.post-33399368810098193072008-06-19T16:09:00.000-04:002008-06-19T16:09:00.000-04:00WoW Patch 2.4.3Of note:- Characters can get mounts...<A HREF="http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/patchnotes/test-realm-patchnotes.html" REL="nofollow">WoW Patch 2.4.3</A><BR/><BR/>Of note:<BR/>- Characters can get mounts at level 30.<BR/>- No more Curse of Shadow. Curse of Elements now affects Arcane, Shadow, Frost, and Fire damage.<BR/>- Magister's Terrace nerfed_J_https://www.blogger.com/profile/03761591852824457348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5472929943767602697.post-56633412348237465942008-06-19T11:30:00.000-04:002008-06-19T11:30:00.000-04:00Donkey Punch Donkey PunchOh donkey donkey donkeyDo...Donkey Punch Donkey Punch<BR/>Oh donkey donkey donkey<BR/>Donkey Punch Donkey Punch.....<BR/><BR/>Sony Suck Sony Sucks<BR/>Oh sony sony sony<BR/>Sony Suck Sony Sucks.....<BR/><BR/>Money shot Money shot<BR/>Oh money money money<BR/>Money shot Money shot.....<BR/><BR/>Sharpie pen Sharpie pen<BR/>Oh sharpie sharpie sharpie<BR/>Sharpie pen Sharpie pen.....<BR/><BR/>Stapler Stapler<BR/>Oh staple staple staple<BR/>Stapler Stapler.....<BR/><BR/>Backspace key Backspace key<BR/>Oh backspace backspace backspace<BR/>Backspace key Backspace key.....<BR/><BR/>Shit at work Shit at work<BR/>Oh shit at shit at shit at<BR/>Shit at work Shit at work.....<BR/><BR/>Let me die Let me die<BR/>Oh let me let me let me<BR/>Let me die Let me die....._J_https://www.blogger.com/profile/03761591852824457348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5472929943767602697.post-47940578068067309212008-06-19T11:24:00.000-04:002008-06-19T11:24:00.000-04:00I like to take the refrain from the song Lollipop ...I like to take the refrain from the song <A HREF="http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/standbyme/lollipop.htm" REL="nofollow">Lollipop</A> by the Chordettes and find new phrases which fit.<BR/><BR/>Lollipop lollipop<BR/>Oh lolli lolli lolli<BR/>Lollipop lollipop.....<BR/><BR/>Jigglypuff Jigglypuff<BR/>Oh Jiggly Jiggly Jiggly<BR/>Jigglypuff Jigglypuff.....<BR/><BR/>Circle Jerk Circle Jerk<BR/>Oh circle circle circle<BR/>Circle Jerk Circle Jerk.....<BR/><BR/>Penis Pump Penis Pump<BR/>Oh penis penis penis<BR/>Penis Pump Penis Pump.....<BR/><BR/>Jewel Staite Jewel Staite<BR/>Oh jewel jewel jewel<BR/>Jewel Staite Jewel Staite.....<BR/><BR/>Prostate Check Prostate Check<BR/>Oh prostate prostate prostate<BR/>Prostate Check Prostate Check.....<BR/><BR/>Bored at work Bored at work<BR/>Oh bored at bored at bored at<BR/>Bored at work Bored at work....._J_https://www.blogger.com/profile/03761591852824457348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5472929943767602697.post-48733585827437595502008-06-18T16:47:00.000-04:002008-06-18T16:47:00.000-04:00Bumblebees are jerks. So are yellow jackets, horne...Bumblebees are jerks. So are yellow jackets, hornets, and wasps.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13095451400961707644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5472929943767602697.post-19784723703434582552008-06-18T15:10:00.000-04:002008-06-18T15:10:00.000-04:00Bumblebee stings HURT.While driving back to work w...Bumblebee stings HURT.<BR/><BR/>While driving back to work with my windows down something clunked against the window frame. I assumed it was a bug or something but could not find it when I looked around. Then after I get back to work and head to my desk I moved my shoulder bag and something stung me.<BR/><BR/>Apparently when the bumblebee hit the window frame it bounced off into my t-shirt pocket. So when I moved my bag that apparently moved something or jostled something such that the bumblebee stung me through my t-shirt.<BR/><BR/>So I knocked the little fucker out of my shirt pocket and smashed its head.<BR/><BR/>Apparently Bumblebees do not lose their stinger. Also, the sting really fucking hurts. Also, I now hate bumblebees._J_https://www.blogger.com/profile/03761591852824457348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5472929943767602697.post-83999315093959363942008-06-18T13:11:00.000-04:002008-06-18T13:11:00.000-04:00Or I could make a creatured called an "apenis". I...Or I could make a creatured called an "apenis". It could be a penis that looks like a monkey, or a monkey that looks like a cock, or MAYBE a penis that looks like a cock...with a prehensile tail...and a predilection for throwing its feces.<BR/><BR/>Depending on how the online commmunity functions this could be the greatest thing ever. It would be like editing wikipedia pages to say "Bill Cosby died"...only you wouldn't have to worry about banning! You could just let your apenises roam free over the open plains of the Spore creature sharing community to delve into whichever nether region appeals to them at any given time._J_https://www.blogger.com/profile/03761591852824457348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5472929943767602697.post-87191504552673803422008-06-18T12:57:00.000-04:002008-06-18T12:57:00.000-04:00I think my position on Spore has changed. Before ...I think my position on Spore has changed. Before I thought it was a mornic game with no discernable point which would only appeal to "game as art" faggots who can't appreciate the simple joy of collecting loot. But now? Now I think it is <A HREF="http://kotaku.com/5017546/and-you-thought-sl-was-bad-+-more-naughty-spore-creatures" REL="nofollow">brilliant</A>.<BR/><BR/>Of course, I still think Spore is fundamentally stupid. But as a vehicle for dick jokes? The possibilities are endless. As a self-defeating program? I loves.<BR/><BR/>If 50% of the spore creatures available end up being erect cocks with dick arms and penis legs? It will be a magnificent success due to its monumental failure. It will be fantastic.<BR/><BR/>Now I think I have to get the game if only so that I can populate the online community with Cockosaurus Tits, Penisodons, and Vagiblighters._J_https://www.blogger.com/profile/03761591852824457348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5472929943767602697.post-19817651162279275912008-06-18T12:31:00.000-04:002008-06-18T12:31:00.000-04:00Last night I ran Zul'Aman and it has to be the mos...Last night I ran Zul'Aman and it has to be the most fun I've had in WoW for quite some time. The two items I need from ZA dropped (<A HREF="http://www.wowhead.com/?item=33453" REL="nofollow">Hood of Hexing</A> and <A HREF="http://www.wowhead.com/?item=33354" REL="nofollow">Wub's Cursed Hexblade</A>) but other people got them. Hopefully they will eventually be mine.<BR/><BR/>I really don't like going into a ZA group for the first time because far too often the group is composed of people who don't know what the shit they're doing. Since they've cleared Kara a few times they think they are "teh shit". So the run into ZA carrying their little "We are teh bezt" banner whereupon they get their assess handed to them and the banner lies in tatters upon the floor.<BR/><BR/>But people in the group seemed to know what they were doing, we all got along, and when items dropped that people could use they often initially refused them and offered them to others.<BR/><BR/>My only complaints are the Ret Paladins suck ass, girls don't know how to play the game, and shamans need to find a way to drop Totem of Wrath when they are healing spec.<BR/><BR/>Also, I want, nay, need to always be grouped with a shadow priest._J_https://www.blogger.com/profile/03761591852824457348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5472929943767602697.post-38502373456558753242008-06-18T10:48:00.000-04:002008-06-18T10:48:00.000-04:00I deleted the Wii rant because it was stupid in co...I deleted the Wii rant because it was stupid in comparison to the awesome currency discussion and the awesome habeas corpus post. I didn't want to have to keep scrolling past it to get to the good stuff._J_https://www.blogger.com/profile/03761591852824457348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5472929943767602697.post-73219646052768803722008-06-18T00:54:00.000-04:002008-06-18T00:54:00.000-04:00I heart Gabe.<A HREF="http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/6/16/" REL="nofollow">I heart Gabe.</A>_J_https://www.blogger.com/profile/03761591852824457348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5472929943767602697.post-31286709424017029752008-06-17T16:55:00.000-04:002008-06-17T16:55:00.000-04:00He can't reveal camoflauge. He can detect the use...He can't reveal camoflauge. He can detect the use of camoflauge._J_https://www.blogger.com/profile/03761591852824457348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5472929943767602697.post-63522365366371786452008-06-17T16:45:00.000-04:002008-06-17T16:45:00.000-04:00Summon the Lewis! Have him reveal it's camoflauge...Summon the Lewis! Have him reveal it's camoflauge!Roscoehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06178646301982282439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5472929943767602697.post-22196255792484868682008-06-17T15:42:00.000-04:002008-06-17T15:42:00.000-04:00"I said people who pull 'Dan Akroyd from Ghostbust..."I said people who pull 'Dan Akroyd from Ghostbusters' out of their ass are the same people who eat Salisbury Steak."<BR/><BR/>I have no idea what that means. But I think there may be a tautology hidden in there..._J_https://www.blogger.com/profile/03761591852824457348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5472929943767602697.post-69670518421733528092008-06-17T15:28:00.000-04:002008-06-17T15:28:00.000-04:00Shit, that was supposed to go into the Habeas Corp...Shit, that was supposed to go into the Habeas Corpus thread. Copying it there now...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13095451400961707644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5472929943767602697.post-28613824475015159522008-06-17T15:26:00.000-04:002008-06-17T15:26:00.000-04:00I dream of day when Giuliani has faded away to be ...I dream of day when Giuliani has faded away to be remembered as the marginal political figure he is. It will be a glorious day when I don't have to hear his name mentioned outside of some speck of trivia about the mayor of NYC when the planes hit.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13095451400961707644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5472929943767602697.post-60996293099167651102008-06-17T15:04:00.000-04:002008-06-17T15:04:00.000-04:00Assume implications much? I said people who pull ...Assume implications much? <BR/><BR/>I said people who pull 'Dan Akroyd from Ghostbusters' out of their ass are the same people who eat Salisbury Steak. Only implication intended meant there was people who voluntarily choose to eat Salisbury Steak.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13095451400961707644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5472929943767602697.post-68009863529126596932008-06-17T15:02:00.000-04:002008-06-17T15:02:00.000-04:00Kyle, I know, KNOW, you did NOT just say Ghostbust...Kyle, I know, KNOW, you did NOT just say Ghostbusters is for Poor People.<BR/><BR/><BR/>I KNOW you didn't say THAT, because THAT would be WRONG.Roscoehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06178646301982282439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5472929943767602697.post-4496887218900273622008-06-17T15:01:00.000-04:002008-06-17T15:01:00.000-04:00Better than Coneheads, I guess. I'm assuming it i...Better than Coneheads, I guess. I'm assuming it is the same people who eat Salisbury Steak?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13095451400961707644noreply@blogger.com