Homosexual Insestual Animal Oral Sex

Some things are so perfect that they deserved to be quoted and forever stored on the blog.

Source: Post by HF-kun on the PA forums:

A few weeks ago, my parents adopted a pair of kittens from the SPCA. My mom always loved cats, and considering our old family cat died almost a year ago, she decided now was a good time to get a few more. The two we ended up taking were brothers from the same litter. They were abandoned by their mother when they were only one week old. Both of the cats were very cute, and very friendly, nothing seemed odd about them at all.

Well after a week of owning them, we noticed that the slightly larger of the two kept trying to suck on everything. Apparently, he missed having his mother's milk and had no intentions of weaning. Not only that, but his brother was starting to pick up on that habit as well.

Here's where it got a little awkward. I come home from class today and find them head to tail to each other. ...trying to breast feed one another...with their neutered penises. Needless to say, homosexual insestual animal oral sex was not the first thing I expected to see when I got home today.