Wednesday, December 19, 2007

"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected," she tells OK!. "I was in complete and total shock and so was he."

Mike Lewis: i am going to have to chance all by Britney Spears good girl / bad girl examples to her little sister
Mike Lewis: now
Mike Lewis: and there just arent as many good pictures
JaaPee: why her sister?
Mike Lewis: she is having a baby
Mike Lewis: at 16
Mike Lewis: etc
JaaPee: good for her
JaaPee: that way her cooter will have time to snap back to something resembling a keyhole, as opposed to the cavern her sister whistles into
Mike Lewis: wow
Mike Lewis: working blue tonight
JaaPee: it happens
JaaPee: i channel red fox and thats all she wrote

pre-edit edit: Lynn Spear's (the Spears sisters mother) book on raising christian childen has been delayed
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11 comments:

  1. _J_December 19, 2007 at 11:39 AM

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    Fucking title whore.

    "Total shock" is walking into one's living room to find a bear and moose writing hate speeches in calligraphy.

    Sexual intercourse resulting in pregnancy is not "shocking.

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  2. _J_December 19, 2007 at 11:46 AM

    The story of the book being delayed?

    Classy.

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  3. Mike LewisDecember 19, 2007 at 1:15 PM

    the booking being delayed is what makes the story.

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  4. RoscoeDecember 19, 2007 at 2:22 PM

    I kinda like the fact that she JUST turned 16.... and she's 12 months along.

    That, coupled with the Nickelodeon show?

    That's mint.

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  5. _J_December 19, 2007 at 2:54 PM

    Jamie Lynn Spears and her boyfriend, Casey Aldridge, “want to get married really bad,” a source close to the Spears family told Access.

    This is truly the gift that keeps on giving.

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  6. _J_December 19, 2007 at 2:56 PM

    she's 12 months along.

    12 weeks along. If she were 12 months along I think something would be seriously wrong.

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  7. RoscoeDecember 19, 2007 at 5:27 PM

    .... it's the Spears... something was wrong long ago.


    That said, shouldn't you be posting this in the marriage thread of agony?

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  8. _J_December 20, 2007 at 11:41 AM

    We can't sully the institution of the Marriage Thread with news about the youngest Spears.

    Or gays.

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  9. _J_December 20, 2007 at 2:54 PM

    Nickelodeon considers teen pregnancy special

    The gift that keeps on giving.

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  10. _J_December 20, 2007 at 2:57 PM

    Wait a minute...

    "The father is her 19-year-old boyfriend, Casey Aldridge. She said she plans to raise the baby in her home state of Louisiana."

    She is 16. He is 19. Age of consent is 18.

    Hmm...

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  11. _J_December 20, 2007 at 3:09 PM

    yey teen sex laws

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