No reward is worth this.

Rock Band Drums

Gizmodo has a link to some scans of Rock Bands drum control

it looks like quads

Rant: "Pro-Life"

So, there is a Pro-Life music festival in town this weekend and I've heard people talk about it all week.

I think this brief Public Service Annnouncment would benefit those who attend the "Pro-Life" music festival and are obviously confused about what abortion does.




I hope that cleared everything up.

Ted Haggard, icon.

If you google, "meth gay prostitute christian" the first result is Ted Haggard.

I hope he knows this.

Chat Transcript

j: "miscarriage in the shower" would be a good band name.
mikey: i think there is already a band called "miscarriage at the prj: damn it
j: well, we can be a cover band
mikey: they are an anal cunt cover band
j: We can't cover a cover band
mikey: that would be tacky
j: hella

Indiana: Decidedly average.

This made me lol.

"Your chances of surviving a heart attack or heart failure in Indiana's hospitals are about as good as they are anywhere else in the country."

Hurray for being...average?

Is fore testin'

Gmail Chat is great

THis is what it is....



Mike: Mike Lewis is a Masters student in the Department of Popular Culture at Bowling Green State University in Bowling Green Ohio. His research interest included online fan communities, television popular representations of the Holocaust.
Sent at 2:36 PM on Friday
me: there is more to you than that
Sent at 2:42 PM on Friday
Mike: that is what i have
me: umm
you could metion that you can fly
Mike: or that i am a boy detective.
Sent at 2:43 PM on Friday
me: true
Mike: which might be better than saying i can fly, b/c i becausent.
because i cant.
me: but you went to europe. and you certainly did not walk.
Mike: i wrote on a plain
which runs on pixie dust.
me: oh thats wonderful
you wrote on a plain.
Mike: i am full of acisdental humor
Accidental

A new Leader for a New Future

Montana has the best state quarter.

Cheney above and slightly left of the law.

I IS NO SHARE! I IS SECRET!

"Vice President Cheney's office has refused to comply with an executive order governing the handling of classified information for the past four years and recently tried to abolish the office that sought to enforce those rules, according to documents released by a congressional committee yesterday."

Is not govrnmint for rule. Is govrnmint for lol!

Diablo II is still fun (Ladder reset)

Ladder reset June 25, 2007

What's that you say? They are resetting the Realm ladders for Diablo II?

Huzzah!

Rant: Pictures are two dimensional.

Contrary to popular belief pictures are not three dimensional. Rather, pictures are two dimensional. And while photoshop is a powerful digital photograph editing program it cannot extrapolate three dimensional properties from a two dimensional thing.

So, when asking someone to "rotate" a two dimensional object please remember the following rule:

Two dimensional objects can rotate this way:
Two dimensional objects can NOT rotate this way:

Because that is how two dimensional objects exist, you dolt.

everything sucks

I've been saying everything sucks for years....well, everything sucks except for the stuff like like, that stuff is awesome. your stuff sucks.

and you suck....im looking at you - j

Every good band is actually terrible.

Because msnbc.com says so.

Also, Spinal Tap's "Give me some money" is used in an American Express Commercial.

Now THERE is a quality band.

Tin Can Turkey Trance

Rabid bovines pitch tent in the urban sprawl of south central suburbia

wirklich echt.

Also. All of Crowe's bushes have been ripped out with a backhoe, and the sign has been removed to a 'safe' location. There is a construction HQ trailer just to the right of the primary first hole corridor. Reports are that 3-5 more trailers are due to arrive before year's end.

Also also. Louise Clausen's employment with the college has been terminated. The cause is a mystery to those not in the know, and Natilie Jones has tendered an "effective immediately" resignation.

DS3 in T -2 months.

Clive Clipper. out.

filking

don't make me send you mp3s of me filking in character....i wrote it for the chapter of my BsG / Harry Potter Fan fic.

It is the one were Adm. Cain is brought back as a zombie by the ministry of magic to re-shingle to roof of Hogwarts after Starbuck blows it off. She was in a viper chasing harry around.

than they have sex

Raeks r for teh lolz

I iz in joor root. Haxin joor blogs. N lols.

Also, lol rakes for joor lols.

Miller is doing Marlowe?

Frank Miller is going to try and direct Clive Owen in an adaptation of "Trouble Is My Buisness"? Should I throw up the horns, or should I fear, Mikey?

I'm honestly not sure...

For One _J_

The rest of us? Weep in futility.

But for you, _J_? The Pure Bliss of Branded Beverages.

http://kotaku.com/gaming/drink-up/neon-genesis-evangelion-in-coffee-form-270475.php

Oi, Mikey!

Your posts are almost like zen koans.

In other news, The Humans Are Dead.

its only work if you try to hard.

This thing is going to collapse in ruin and flame, innit?

I mean..... I know how dedicated we are to a joke and everything.... but this smacks of actual work. I don't cotton, nor brook confrence with the laboring classes, you know.

"Do or do not, there is no try"

that sure fucking sounds like an absolute statement.

Yoda is a fucking Sith.

"Deal"

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes" - Obi-Wan Kenobi

That means that anyone who deals in absolutes would be a Sith.

So, what is it to "deal" in absolutes?

First Post!

I started this website to point out a flaw...one of the flaws...this one specific flaw of the star wars universe.