Festivus for the [chat] of Us!!

Its a Festivus Miracle!

Pope to Go After Satanists

It turns out that there has been a rise of Satanism. To solve the problem our friend Pope Palpatine has:

The Pope has ordered his bishops to set up exorcism squads to tackle the rise of Satanism.

So, as we enter the new year, please keep your eyes out for people in funny hats screaming "The Power of Christ Compels You" i would walk quickly (but not too quickly) in a different direction

A Very Weeble Christmas

The Weebles were hung by the chimney with care...



...and Weeble hoped PETA soon would be there.

This isn't Final Fantasy, David!