Saturday, February 9, 2008

Tom Brady Fails [chat]

Dear Tom Brady,

YOU FAILED!

Your pal,
_J_

40 comments:

  1. Here are my two favorite things:
    1) Being Right.
    2) Seeing someone else fail.

    And Tom Brady just failed the failingest fail to ever fail.

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  2. You sure called the halftime show.

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  3. Also:

    I maed lolcat using big kitteh and li'l kitteh.

    It cracks me up, so it probably won't be on icanhascheezburger.

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  4. "I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, more vengeance, more desolation. War is hell." ~ General William Tecumseh Sherman

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  5. the ads are at myspace.com/superbowlads

    after a ton of homophobic ads last year, this year it was the outmoded racial stereotypes.

    the "best" one is the Sales Genie ad from the 3rd quarter. (it is the one with the pandas

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  6. Whoever thought that triple bunking beds was a bad idea?

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  7. "Also, what's a Tom Brady?"

    It's a form of aesthetically pleasing sentient trash.

    Also, I still have that picture of the triple bunked beds.

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  8. So, that's what a Tom Brady is.

    Nice diatribe BTW.

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  9. Thank you. I tend to think that I diatribe well.

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  10. @Mana Energy Potion

    i can feel my pee burning already.

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  11. Mana Energy Potion makes you die.

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  12. Those were some delightful lolcats, by the way.

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  13. Hey all - the first full draft of my thesis is due next monday - thus i will be going off grid, more or less until i am done.

    see you next week

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  14. I had no idea that he was ever on a grid.

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  15. Watch the Daily Show rerun at 8 tonight.

    Stewart.
    Colbert.
    O'Brien.

    FIGHT!

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  16. That was glorious. The Later Show bit was the best.

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  17. question for kyle/jay/adam

    do either you know how to set up a backend that could serve podcast/videocasts?

    my grad student org has nice newish server and a good size pipe

    We have some money to pay for any work.

    email if you can give me a hand.

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  18. So, you've been getting complaints about you backend again?

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  19. *your

    YOUR. Damnation.

    your backend.

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  20. Also, no parking in the rear of Lynn Hall this week due to resurfacing.

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  21. "do either you know how to set up a backend that could serve podcast/videocasts?"

    While I don't know how to set up a podcast I do know how to use google. If one types in "podcast how to" one will receive 11 million responses many of which are (gasp) How To documents regarding podcast setup.

    And if a group of grad students can't follow a How To then they probably ought to just kill themselves.

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  22. "podcast setup" will return a few sites which are a bit more straightforward in their presentation.

    The process appears to be incredibly simple.

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  23. its not a matter of finding howtos.

    we found those.

    but we are not programers or sys admins.

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  24. I don't think you need to be a sysadmin or programmer to use godaddy.

    Or do you want to host the entire thing from your own server?

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  25. I think we rent a box and bandwith from the school.

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  26. When you think about it war is really odd.

    Jobs are really weird, too.

    Television is just us sitting and staring at a box.

    ...

    What the hell are we doing?

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  27. Earlier I asked boss #2 to write a sentence for me because boss #1 told me to ask boss #2 to write a sentence. I was sitting here staring at my desk and boss #2 walked by.

    (I'm staring at my desk)

    Boss #2: Are you still waiting on that sentence from me?

    Me: No. I'm just staring at my desk.

    Boss #2: Oh, alright. (walks away)

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  28. "What the hell are we doing?"

    I love experiencing those moments.


    J, what was that sentence that you wrote about the experience of your experiences being... something?

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  29. I think that it went into your who is god paper

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  30. Kirsten Dunsts checks into rehab

    The prayers and wet dreams of all contributors of Everyone Is A Sith are with you, Kirsten.

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  31. meow.




    post the WHo is GOd paper
    it would be fun to have on here.
    or somethign.
    mostly i just dont rememeber what you said and wanna read it again.

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  32. It is on a CD somewhere. I shall find it.

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  33. I'm thinking about buying Endless Ocean for the parents.

    I think they might enjoy it. Or at the very least it would be interesting to see how they react to it.

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