Saturday, April 5, 2008

April [chat]'s Day

Because posting fake news stories is apparently witty.

61 comments:

  1. April Fools day is internet-christmas.
    our favorite websites give us gifts of fake stories and we laugh.

    laugh like a cracked out baby

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  2. For some reason I feel compelled to get things done today. I want to make progress on projects and accomplish something.

    Unfortunately everything I need to do requires that other people do things as well.

    And since I will only be here until sometime in early July and they will be here for much longer I have to wait for them to do their inane crap before I can do my inane crap which requires their input.

    So I think it's time to read some news sites.

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  3. So G4 covered the Adult Entertainment Expo this year.

    And, really? I prefer coverage of a porn convention to reruns of Ninja Warrior.

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  4. At least two fake Bizzard announcments:

    Here and Here

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  5. wowwiki has some stupid ass crossover with guildwiki. I expected more from them.

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  6. Kotaku posts are all cake related today.

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  7. @Mike

    You posted links to two blank pages.

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  8. i heart my companion cube.

    as good as Molten Core and the bard class is - nothing can beat the Deckerd Rap.

    mikey (posting from a public computer)

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  9. Did you buy a companion cube?

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  10. they keep selling out before i can get one - also they cost $30.

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  11. "they cost $30"

    And they don't do anything.

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  12. If you have yet to go to vgcats.com and read the comic posted at vgcats.com I suggest that you go to vgcats.com and read the comic posted at vgcats.com.

    Probably best to do it today (4/1) rather than another day.

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  13. I think youtube may have won this April Fool's day.

    Every Feature Video on the homepage links to RickRoll

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  14. there was a story on Cnet's The404 podcast yester. Sony Music, which holds the writes to Rick Astley's music, has been allowing clips from the video to be used in mash-ups without payment.

    I guess someone in Sony's legal team has a sense of humor. And loses the mis-use of 80s music as much as i do.

    as a side note: if i had my druthers, the cracked out baby at the top of this chat thread would replace rick rolling. Inasmuch as the cracked out baby has more fun ripping up paper than Elliot The Dog

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  15. it seems that my links in the post #5 didnt work because i left out the '='. This is what i get for forgeting my laptop power cable at home and having to use the crappy computer in my office.

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  16. "it seems that my links in the post #5 didnt work because i left out the '='. This is what i get for forgeting my laptop power cable at home and having to use the crappy computer in my office."

    Your only task for the rest of this week is to explain how it can be the case that your inability to type '=' is in any way related to your using an office computer rather than your laptop.

    I'll send a note to your professors if you like.

    Because what is required now is nothing less than some silent contemplation on how an inability to type '=' is based on the computer upon which one types.

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  17. I didn't see the Tauren marine yesterday! I wants. Did you see the 'Action Moovie'? Watching the 5 Tauren marines wipe out the incoming force of 12 or so marines was amazing.

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  18. I did not see the video. I cannot watch it at work and at home I played WoW and did my taxes.

    Speaking of which, doing my taxes made me want to vote for Ron Paul.

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  19. http://blog.washingtonpost.com/the-trail/2008/04/02/former_indiana_rep_hamilton_en.html?hpid=topnews
    Lee Hamilton Supports Obama!

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  20. An important southern IN politian
    its kinda a big deal. cause the southern IN dems will listen to him. He is the only dem my father ever voted for. He was very popular

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  21. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_H._Hamilton

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  22. According to the people with whom I work I look better with my House beard than I do clean shaven.

    Also, Australia is having a toad killing day.

    These two things are not related.

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  23. If they did pay $.40 per toad I might move to Australia and become a professional toad killer.

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  24. How i forgot the =
    about a year ago i started using a program called program callde "TextExpander."

    For the most part it acts like an audio create program. There are some words i spell wrong, and spell wrong the same way over and over. TextExpander sees my misspelled words, and fixes them.

    I can also program it to insert bits of commoenly used code, like the html markup for links. i type {hreff} without the braces, and it inserts {a href=" "}{/a}.

    on tuseday i forgot my laptop's power cable...and was using the computer in my office

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  25. I guess I'm mostly confused as to how someone can consistently spell a word incorrectly and upon this realization they would not learn the correct spelling.

    The letters we use to create words do not themselves have an inherent property other than what we give them in our learning to utilize them. If one consistently spells rake "raek" but can correctly spell "take" then it is not the case that one's understanding of "e" and "k" is somehow flawed. Rather, one's understanding of the particular word, the combination of letters, is flawed.

    If there is a system to the incorrect spellings, if certain words are always spelled in the same incorrect way (as you indicate) then the error is not random but rather systematized, consistent, predictable.

    So why not just fix the system?

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  26. nobody is eating anything of anybodies!

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  28. The biggest disappointment of the "future" is that 'bots aren't helpful housekeepers or dangerous maniacs or even wise-cracking movie goers, but rather they're fucking computer programs that advertise for piece of shit websites.

    So sad.

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  29. i find it strange that we don't get more posts from bots.

    since we have open posting and all.

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  30. He is master of the bot-disappearance jutsu!

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  31. The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

    This is the anime that girl everyone in Japan cosplays as came from.

    I think I need to watch it.

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  32. And Lego Beta Ray Bill goes unappriciated for want of Warner Bros. and Epcot-stylee 50's Bots of the Future.


    le sigh.

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  33. You do realize that I had to google "lego beta ray bill" because of that post.

    And found NOTHING.

    Hate.

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  34. JOY!

    If you search digicatalog at google the fifth search result is my rant.

    I hadn't even thought of that when I named it.

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  35. He may have been more appreciated had you made a link

    Some day you won't have to suffer because <a href="address">descriptive text</a> will no longer be confusing.

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  36. Don't mock my disability, Kyle. It still stings.

    In other newses:
    Tommmorrow night - Christopher Walken on SNL

    Tonight:

    Mikey prepares for Spoilers OMG.

    Goddammit, it'll be good to get back in the tv watching and dithering game. Stretch some old unused muscles.

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  37. "will no longer be confusing."

    But it's currently not confusing.

    Oh, I see what you did there.

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