Caleb, you libeolous son of a bitch, I totally waxed my points up.
Frankly? Now I'm thinking this might just be the event that sets me to selling Hanover out to a new reign of Raft Brigands. Clearly, I'm not appreciated by my own people.
I didn't understand Swiss Family Robinson. To me it seemed like (Lord of the Flies + Stupid) / Pirates.
And Fritz was a fucking asshole.
I think Roscoe needs to construct a raft, find a strong nigger, and sail down the Ohio periodically yelling “They’re after us, Jim, now lay into that pole!”
We can stand on the shore discussing the degree to which he needs a bigger boat.
And I really like it when I write something I like:
The problem with anarchism and the views articulated by Goldman and de Cleyre is that, to state it simply, one cannot dismantle social norms and maintain society; society exists in the maintaining of these norms. This is the crux of the problem: The discrepancy between philosophical ideal and practical necessity. If our desire is to maintain the human species then social norms are necessary. As of 5:04 Greenwhich Mean Time on October 27, 2008 the population of Earth is 6,732,821,639 human beings. “A new social order based on liberty unrestricted by man-made law” will not sustain the lives of 6,732,821,639 human beings. Unfettered liberty for 6,732,821,639 human beings would not create a utopian ideal but rather would result in a hilarious, self-destructive, clusterfuck. And I use the term “clusterfuck” because it is the only term appropriate for describing what would occur if 6,732,821,639 human beings were released from man-made law and left to their own unfettered, natural inclinations.
our congressman, Mark Souder, is a red faced little shithead. He is among the most evil little fucks in the congress. This year Mark Montagano may have a chance to beat Souder. resently he was added the the DCCC's red to blue list. it is a group of people running for congress that have a chance to flip districts.
I wish I could help him out the way that matters most, but unfortunately, I am officially a member of the 5th district, and we have our own nutjob right here.
Whenever someone says "common sense" in a philosophy class we punch them; we punch them hard. And then we continue to punch them until they die.
It doesn't matter if they regret their statement or attempt to articulate a position to the contrary. They said "common sense". So we have to kill them.
Lest their disease spread and infect other lesser minds.
Also after class one of the girls asked me if she could have a copy of my paper. She apparently has had difficulty structuring things and thought my paper an excellent example of how to structure things.
Which is interesting, because I have something else that's great for "structuring", if you know what I mean.
Her fundamental flaw, unfortunately, was that she thought my use of the term "clusterfuck" was a Dane Cook reference.
So I can't talk to her. Because, you know, dane cook.
Since when is using the term clusterfuck a Dane Cook reference? I've been using clusterfuck since middle/high school. Long before Dane Cook was even a douche bag.
Apparently Dane Cook said it once. So now it's a Dane Cook reference.
I've been trying to explain to my mom that if Obama wins we won't all die. She's pretty convinced that he hates America and he only wants to be president so that...he can hate america...or something.
Also, she keeps saying that she's not as smart as me but she has common sense.
And I'm really trying to figure out what she thinks the difference is. Because it seems to be the case that she thinks common sense is relegated to the realm of everything and intelligence is...I'm not sure what.
I have intelligence and common sense. She has common sense. And she thinks obama hates america and will let everyone die.
While at the same time hating him for wanting to help the poor...so that they don't die...
maybe your mom hates the poor. Maybe she thinks to let the poor suffer is to love america. To let my mother die from cancer because she can't afford the treatment is to love america. Ask your mother if she wants my mother to die, and how that relates to loving america.
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you look like a 19th century villian
ReplyDeleteMan, he didn't even wax his mustache that day.
ReplyDeleteRos has looked like the villian from Silent Movies since we were in middle school.
ReplyDeletethat being said, no one believes that hanover college students had to fight off river pirates.
I think he looks like a poor man's V.
ReplyDeleteSee?
ReplyDeleteWe need to start a RUN DMC Cover Band: Mosey DMC.
ReplyDeleteI think it would be terrific.
Caleb, you libeolous son of a bitch,
ReplyDeleteI totally waxed my points up.
Frankly? Now I'm thinking this might just be the event that sets me to selling Hanover out to a new reign of Raft Brigands. Clearly, I'm not appreciated by my own people.
Aw. Did I forget to mention that your vest really brings out the evil glint in your steely eyes?
ReplyDeleteIt was just like Swiss Family Robinson.
I didn't understand Swiss Family Robinson. To me it seemed like (Lord of the Flies + Stupid) / Pirates.
ReplyDeleteAnd Fritz was a fucking asshole.
I think Roscoe needs to construct a raft, find a strong nigger, and sail down the Ohio periodically yelling “They’re after us, Jim, now lay into that pole!”
We can stand on the shore discussing the degree to which he needs a bigger boat.
Then we can all go for waffles.
mmm...waffles...
Oh yeah. I tried talking to my grandparents about Obama.
ReplyDeleteThey made it quite clear that they ain't votin' for no nigger.
Right now the only state on fivethirtyeight.com which is white is...Indiana.
ReplyDeleteMike Huckabee as the new leader of the GOP. From Daily Kos
ReplyDeleteEarly Voting in indiana is saved. Indiana Supreme Court has declined rule on the GOP's attempt to shut down early voting in Lake County Indiana
ReplyDeleteDid we ever reach a consensus on what the H. in Jesus H. Christ stands for?
ReplyDeleteNope.
ReplyDeleteAnd I really like it when I write something I like:
The problem with anarchism and the views articulated by Goldman and de Cleyre is that, to state it simply, one cannot dismantle social norms and maintain society; society exists in the maintaining of these norms. This is the crux of the problem: The discrepancy between philosophical ideal and practical necessity. If our desire is to maintain the human species then social norms are necessary. As of 5:04 Greenwhich Mean Time on October 27, 2008 the population of Earth is 6,732,821,639 human beings. “A new social order based on liberty unrestricted by man-made law” will not sustain the lives of 6,732,821,639 human beings. Unfettered liberty for 6,732,821,639 human beings would not create a utopian ideal but rather would result in a hilarious, self-destructive, clusterfuck. And I use the term “clusterfuck” because it is the only term appropriate for describing what would occur if 6,732,821,639 human beings were released from man-made law and left to their own unfettered, natural inclinations.
Me Too. I wish that were not in the [chat] so I could send a link to everyone I know.
ReplyDeleteour congressman, Mark Souder, is a red faced little shithead. He is among the most evil little fucks in the congress. This year Mark Montagano may have a chance to beat Souder. resently he was added the the DCCC's red to blue list. it is a group of people running for congress that have a chance to flip districts.
ReplyDeletehelp the guy out in the last 7 days.
I wish I could help him out the way that matters most, but unfortunately, I am officially a member of the 5th district, and we have our own nutjob right here.
ReplyDeleteLet me try that again:
ReplyDeleteRight here
hrmn. Chrome works. Firefox begone!
ReplyDeleteCultural Hegemony can suck my cock.
ReplyDeleteWhenever someone says "common sense" in a philosophy class we punch them; we punch them hard. And then we continue to punch them until they die.
It doesn't matter if they regret their statement or attempt to articulate a position to the contrary. They said "common sense". So we have to kill them.
Lest their disease spread and infect other lesser minds.
Also after class one of the girls asked me if she could have a copy of my paper. She apparently has had difficulty structuring things and thought my paper an excellent example of how to structure things.
ReplyDeleteWhich is interesting, because I have something else that's great for "structuring", if you know what I mean.
Her fundamental flaw, unfortunately, was that she thought my use of the term "clusterfuck" was a Dane Cook reference.
So I can't talk to her. Because, you know, dane cook.
Since when is using the term clusterfuck a Dane Cook reference? I've been using clusterfuck since middle/high school. Long before Dane Cook was even a douche bag.
ReplyDeleteApparently Dane Cook said it once. So now it's a Dane Cook reference.
ReplyDeleteI've been trying to explain to my mom that if Obama wins we won't all die. She's pretty convinced that he hates America and he only wants to be president so that...he can hate america...or something.
It's pretty discouraging.
Also, she keeps saying that she's not as smart as me but she has common sense.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm really trying to figure out what she thinks the difference is. Because it seems to be the case that she thinks common sense is relegated to the realm of everything and intelligence is...I'm not sure what.
I have intelligence and common sense. She has common sense. And she thinks obama hates america and will let everyone die.
While at the same time hating him for wanting to help the poor...so that they don't die...
maybe your mom hates the poor.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she thinks to let the poor suffer is to love america. To let my mother die from cancer because she can't afford the treatment is to love america. Ask your mother if she wants my mother to die, and how that relates to loving america.
Obama in Chester, PA
ReplyDeletea badassmotherfucker in the rain, 9000 people showed up.
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If I had a list of toys I wanted to fuck this toy would be near the top.
ReplyDeleteThis is how you deal with reporters.
ReplyDeleteNinjaTown
ReplyDeleteYeah. I don't know.
Trailer
Yeah...
Gameplay trailer
Again...I just don't know.
more gameplay
...I DON'T KNOW!!!
According to some anonymous sources of mine, I should be giving Congratulations to one MA17 on his recent promotion. Grats Adam!
ReplyDeleteHmm i might just pick that up, it looks pretty cool.
ReplyDeleteNeither Target nor Best Buy carry Ninja Town in the store. Online only purchases...
ReplyDeleteI is a sad panda.
Wal-Mart had Guitar Hero: World Tour.
ReplyDeleteGuitar Hero: World Tour has Crazy Train.
Crazy Train is the song every Guitar Hero needed.
I'm this close to buying World Tour.
Sarah Silverman back on Jimmy Kimmel
ReplyDeleteThey're like Sonny and Cher.
Except they aren't fucking worthless douchenozzels of acrid vagina water.