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"Nutella Liquor." -- this is a task for Jolly. Hear that, Andrew!?
Also, an announcement.
About three weeks ago, I decided that I would eat a bowl of ice cream every night until winter was over. And that may have been the best decision of my life so far...
Also? My final Spinoza paper, which I really wanted to write, has turned into little more than me repeating the same quote over and over again in the hope that the professor just "gets it".
The problem is...I really can't think of another way to write this.
To summarize the situation, in Spinoza's Ethics there is a section (2P7) in which Spinoza says X. Then in 5P23 Spinoza says ~X. The professor, for the past 10 years, has been trying to rectify this problem and thinks he has done it. I do not think he has done it.
So my paper is just me saying "In 2P7 spinoza says X. X is the opposite of ~X. Therefore, 5P23 contradicts 2P7." in a lot of different ways.
It's kind of....here.
In 2P7 Spinoza says "there are no poodles". Then in 5P23 Spinoza says, "Dude, there are a fucking shit-ton of poodles."
And my paper is explaining how that is a contradiction.
But, really? You just have to put those sentences next to one another and hope the fucking professor just "gets it". And i can do it in a few different ways...but I really just want to say "what the fuck is wrong with you? X is the opposite of ~X. What the fuck is wrong with you?"
So my desktop has entered it's final resting place in my pc graveyard. This weekend, I am going to build a new machine, I'm guessing WoW isn't far behind.
"According to Jim" has outlasted shows like "Arrested Development," "Undeclared," "The Bernie Mac Show," "Knights of Prosperity," "The Tick," "The Class," "Kitchen Confidential," "Andy Richter Controls the Universe," "The O.C.," and "Wonderfalls."
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Nutella is good.
ReplyDeleteThis could have been Nutella [chat]. But now we shall never have a Nutella [chat] :(
Jay you know i have a nutella problem! I have been clean for 2 years 24 days. and you AGAIN woft it in front of my noise!
ReplyDeleteWHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
YOU DONT KNOW ME
YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!
THIS ISNT FAIR - WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS DO ME!
Rich, Thick, and Buttery
ReplyDeletewho would of figured that the monopoly in charge of graduate level standardized testing would of been the weak linking the in PhD application process?
ReplyDeleteYou could just get a good score on standardized tests.
ReplyDeletei got OK scores the 2nd time around
ReplyDeleteits that i payed for them to send updated scores to schools i applied to.
That's the trap right there. Pay to take the test, pay to send the scores out.
ReplyDeleteGrad School is all about getting people to pay for the standardized tests. Sort of like how Airports are just there to sell $12 turkey sandwiches.
know what the world needs?
ReplyDeleteNutella Liquor.
It can be made. I'm sure of it..
some Frangelico, some Godiva... figure out the right propotions...
We could CRIPPLE Mikey.. Or... Make him into a true Supra-Genius. Personally Tailored Talent Juice.
Think of it. My God, Thor, Simply THINK OF IT.
Once I finished my papers I shall buy a bottle of Frangelico. Then I shall mix it with Ghirardelli Chocolate Syrup.
ReplyDelete"Nutella Liquor." -- this is a task for Jolly. Hear that, Andrew!?
ReplyDeleteAlso, an announcement.
About three weeks ago, I decided that I would eat a bowl of ice cream every night until winter was over. And that may have been the best decision of my life so far...
That is an amazing decision to make.
ReplyDeleteI think I may do you one better: I shall drink a quart of Vodka every night until Winter is over.
Also? My final Spinoza paper, which I really wanted to write, has turned into little more than me repeating the same quote over and over again in the hope that the professor just "gets it".
ReplyDeleteThe problem is...I really can't think of another way to write this.
To summarize the situation, in Spinoza's Ethics there is a section (2P7) in which Spinoza says X. Then in 5P23 Spinoza says ~X. The professor, for the past 10 years, has been trying to rectify this problem and thinks he has done it. I do not think he has done it.
So my paper is just me saying "In 2P7 spinoza says X. X is the opposite of ~X. Therefore, 5P23 contradicts 2P7." in a lot of different ways.
It's kind of....here.
In 2P7 Spinoza says "there are no poodles". Then in 5P23 Spinoza says, "Dude, there are a fucking shit-ton of poodles."
And my paper is explaining how that is a contradiction.
But, really? You just have to put those sentences next to one another and hope the fucking professor just "gets it". And i can do it in a few different ways...but I really just want to say "what the fuck is wrong with you? X is the opposite of ~X. What the fuck is wrong with you?"
So my desktop has entered it's final resting place in my pc graveyard. This weekend, I am going to build a new machine, I'm guessing WoW isn't far behind.
ReplyDeleteYou don't suppose ole' Spinny is just trying to be ironical?
ReplyDeleteMan, I would be delighted if Spinny was being ironic.
ReplyDeleteNew computer? WoW?
ReplyDeleteReeeeally?
go with one of those new intel i7 processer. they are for the win.
ReplyDeleteOr transcend the need for a computer.
ReplyDeleteI will stick with AMD they have treated me right for a decade now. No need to switch allegiances at this point.
ReplyDeleteI find myself debating between a laptop and desktop at this point though.
ReplyDeleteHitlar explains what is going on in canada.
ReplyDeleteerr
ReplyDeletehitler.....
Those hitler videos are pretty damn awesome.
ReplyDeleteThere is one for Hitler being caught botting in WoW and so his account is terminated.
It's pretty damn lol.
I find myself curious what movie these scenes come from. I've seen it resubtitled at least 3 times now.
ReplyDeleteDownfall
ReplyDeleteIt is a very, very, very awesome film.
Rent it. Watch it.
It is a very awesome film.
Here is the one where Hitler gets banned from WoW.
ReplyDeleteJustify This Fact:
ReplyDelete"According to Jim" has outlasted shows like "Arrested Development," "Undeclared," "The Bernie Mac Show," "Knights of Prosperity," "The Tick," "The Class," "Kitchen Confidential," "Andy Richter Controls the Universe," "The O.C.," and "Wonderfalls."
The largest television market is not you. sorry sir, but you are not the center.
ReplyDeleteMiddle aged men rule the market, people who identify with Jim.
i played a bunch more guitar hero 4 yesterday. The real mic makes all the difference with the singing.
ReplyDeleteBut that's the thing! There are shows I despise on there!
ReplyDeleteShows like the O.C.! And Bernie Mac!
and NO one can identify with Jim Belushi!
Joe sixpack can in the "real america"
ReplyDeleteIs "real america" in the Buffyverse?
ReplyDeleteYou left "Pushing Daisies" off your list.
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