I place into evidence the liner tray of a bag of Soft Batch. And from there, will proceed to upend said liner tray onto Tina's pristine carpet.
If, as your thesis holds, moist cookies do not drop crumbs, then there shall be no dog-led crumbrush, like miners invading California.
Care to put money down on this? (Also... moist cookies? In a humid spa? Those become soggy cookies. Soggy, Pinkie Pie flavored cookies. I don't think Equestria would such shoddy baked goods.)
Pinkie Pie is hard core. Anyone who hides in piles of used spa sponges?
ReplyDeleteMeans business.
I still say it's a bucket full of chocolate chip cookies.
ReplyDeleteSo that they can eat chocolate chip cookies while in the hot tub, you understand.
You can't do that, soggy cookie crumbs would clog the filters! And then where would those fillies be?
ReplyDeleteSitting in fetid, steaming doughwater, that's where.
Crumbs to not drop from proper (moist) cookies.
ReplyDeleteOnly shitty hard cookies leave crumbs.
And there is no way that the cookies of Equestria are hard.
I place into evidence the liner tray of a bag of Soft Batch. And from there, will proceed to upend said liner tray onto Tina's pristine carpet.
ReplyDeleteIf, as your thesis holds, moist cookies do not drop crumbs, then there shall be no dog-led crumbrush, like miners invading California.
Care to put money down on this? (Also... moist cookies? In a humid spa? Those become soggy cookies. Soggy, Pinkie Pie flavored cookies. I don't think Equestria would such shoddy baked goods.)
I think you're confusing cookies that are marketed as being soft with cookies that are, in fact, soft.
ReplyDeleteI think, perhaps, you're eating unbaked dough.
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