Friday, September 26, 2008

Obama / McCain Debate #1

Comment, Fuckers.

Debate theme #1:
McCain: Obama doesn't understand X.
Obama: I certainly understand X. Here are the facts regarding X.

26 comments:

  1. John McCain: Not answering questions since 1642.

    I appreciate that the moderator is trying to get Obama and McCain to talk to one another.

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  2. Wasn't the "I have a pen" comment something from the West Wing Debate episode?

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  3. The "this pen" comment was about Budget Balancing in the West Wing episode.

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  4. "I don't know where Senator McCain is getting his figures."

    Neither do we, Obama. Neither do we.

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  5. Thank you, Mr. Moderator, for stepping the fuck back and getting them to talk to one another.

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  6. STOP TALKING ABOUT THE VIRTUES OF FREE MARKET CAPITALISM WHILE YOU'RE ASKING FOR 700 BILLION DOLLARS TO FIX THE PROBLEMS WITH FREE MARKET CAPITALISM YOU FUCKING FUCKER!

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  7. "It's hard to reach across the aisle from that far to the left."

    Ooooh, Nice, McCain.

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  8. First Read just noted that Obama is wearing a Flag Pin and McCain is not.

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  9. Obama needs to stop saying "John is right."

    Obama needs to get mad.

    Really mad.

    700 Billion Dollars mad.

    McCain's political philosophy is a mirror image of that which resulted in a 700 billion dollar problem.

    GET MAD!!

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  10. "john, it's been your president who you've agreed with 90% of the time!"

    THANK YOU, OBAMA!

    BE MAD!

    SAY TRUE THINGS!

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  11. A sentence Obama needs to say:

    "You can't say you're a 'maverick' if you've voted with the standing president 90% of the time, you malevolent cocksucker."

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  12. "let's talk about troop funding"

    Yes, lets.

    GET HIM!

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  13. Obama gets the first mention of 9/11.

    Interesting.

    Though, he was pointing out that Iraq had NOTHING to do with 9/11.

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  14. Obama has been trying to talk to McCain.

    McCain is up past his bedtime.

    GET MAD, OBAMA!

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  15. McCain is envoking the humanist delusion that a child's death can be rectified by "winning" the conflict in which the child died.

    YEY, McCain!

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  16. Someone needs to tell me what an "existential threat" is.

    McCain?

    "We cannot allow a second holocaust."

    NICE!

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  17. MCCAIN CAN'T PRONOUNCE 'ahmadinejad'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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  18. "I'm not going to set a visitor's schedule for the White House before I'm even president. I don't even have a seal yet."

    ha

    haha

    Fuck you, John McCain.

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  19. JOHN MCCAIN IS LYING ABOUT ENEGERY!

    STOP LYING ABOUT ENERGY YOU FUCK!

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  20. "We have a safer nation but we're a long way from safe."

    FUCK

    FUCKING

    FUCKER

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  21. CNN is streaming the debate with voter reactions in a dial group.

    McGoiter appears to be fucking up with Independents...

    it's as if Independents don't like Bush 2: Electric FUCKHEAD

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  22. McCain: "this meddling kid needs to get off my lawn"

    Jesus Fuck.

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  23. McCain: "I WAS A POW! DON'T FORGET THAT I WAS A POW! I CAN'T FLY A FUCKING PLANE TO SAVE MY GOD DAMNED LIFE!"

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