Halo original pistol was by far the greatest gun ever, I agree. Rail gun is freaking sweet, also. But the other 3 were all meh.
Where's the Flak Cannon love. The Unreal games had some of the coolest weapons, and not a single unreal weapon appeared on that list, very disappointing.
Also, very surprised not a single rocket launcher was on the list, being it is a staple just about every good sci-fi FPS.
This is funny because there is no word used today that I hate more than "Bro". The second some douche out there calls me bro, I treat him like absolute shit, as if to say, I'm not your bro, asshole.
Journalists should have the option to include loaded qualifiers in their reporting to match what their interviewee is using.
For example: Joss Garman, from Plane Stupid, said that buying a superjumbo for private use was like "buying a filthy coal-fired power station just to use to charge up your mobile phone."
would become
Filthy hippy Joss Garman, from loud but ultimately impotent Plane Stupid, said that buying a superjumbo for private use was like "buying a filthy coal-fired power station just to use to charge up your mobile phone."
If I see that commercial one more time, while someone else is in my presence there is a good chance that that someone else may not live to see the end of their show.
I was on the phone with Fed Ex support this morning and the tech guy had an Australian accent. I tried to think of a way to get him to say "Koala" but, really, there's no good way to bring it up when talking about shipping software.
I was entering a subject for an email, and realized that autocomplete would call up old chat thread titles I'd used back in the PA days, so I went through the alphabet reading them over, and here are a few that I thought were at least entertaining. As an aside, the people in Chat thread 380 were very disappointed to find out that there were no coupons of any kind.
Abbott and Costello Meet Chat Thread 241 C-HAT THREAD: HATS D THROUGH Z NOT ACCEPTED CH-CH-CH-CH-Chat thread: Turn & face the chat CHATSPLOITATION Chat Brannigan: Loooove Thread Chat Thread 2: Chat on Chat Chat thread 380: Valuable coupons on page 50 Chatting, after midnight. Chattingus Maximus Chatty McChatchat Fear of a Chat Thread G&T CHAT THREAD #: POUND COLON LOL G&T Chat 241: Axe Lacks Alex Mack's Rack G&T Chat 246: You suck, and I hate you G&T Chat Party 390: Chat Like You Want to Win G&T Chat Thread CCCD: Acronym, or Numerals? G&T Chat Thread: Slap McDullahan Edition G&T Chat Thread 404: Not Found G&Thor Chat Thor: The Mighty Thor Edition Gentleman's Smoking Chat Club klaT sdrowkcaB:704 dearhT tahC T&G Where it's CHAT. Got 2 turntables and a mic
If you google "Slap McDullahan", it won't find any matches, but it will ask you if you meant "Slap McClanahan", and if you say yes, you still won't get any matches.
This article is all over the place. It starts out as inane, stupid crap. Then slowly builds to making an accurate and insightful statement. Finally, it tumbles back to dumb.
It would be good, I think if blogger paid attention to the IPs of anonymous posters and appended a character to Anonymous so that posts by the same person could be recognized as such.
Top 5 FPS weapons.
ReplyDeleteThe list includes the Railgun. So I cannot complain. Though, the hyper blaster was pretty sweet.
Kristen Bell is going to be on Heroes?
ReplyDeleteHalo original pistol was by far the greatest gun ever, I agree. Rail gun is freaking sweet, also. But the other 3 were all meh.
ReplyDeleteWhere's the Flak Cannon love. The Unreal games had some of the coolest weapons, and not a single unreal weapon appeared on that list, very disappointing.
Also, very surprised not a single rocket launcher was on the list, being it is a staple just about every good sci-fi FPS.
the flak cannon was great, but i was always a Pulse gun man
ReplyDeleteI sucked at using the rail gun in Q2 (mostly because i sucked at Q2)
I like the Quake 2 Rocket Launcher the best. Unreal Tournament had an ok one.
ReplyDeleteLindsay Lohan has a large box.
ReplyDeleteProbably NSFW.
Good old fashioned onion hilarity
ReplyDeleteThey have really started to get back on their game recently.
Faux breaux...
ReplyDeleteThis is funny because there is no word used today that I hate more than "Bro". The second some douche out there calls me bro, I treat him like absolute shit, as if to say, I'm not your bro, asshole.
link only works when you c/p
ReplyDeletecause hotlinking is for teh jackholes...or something
What if he says, "Hey, check this, bro."?
ReplyDeleteAccording to today's episode of Wow Wow Wubsy everyone has something that makes them special and we're all stars in our own way.
ReplyDeleteAlso, if you can't growl loud enough the fucking squirrel will kick you out of the play and make you paint scenery.
Environmental groups were annoyed by the news.
ReplyDeleteJournalists should have the option to include loaded qualifiers in their reporting to match what their interviewee is using.
ReplyDeleteFor example:
Joss Garman, from Plane Stupid, said that buying a superjumbo for private use was like "buying a filthy coal-fired power station just to use to charge up your mobile phone."
would become
Filthy hippy Joss Garman, from loud but ultimately impotent Plane Stupid, said that buying a superjumbo for private use was like "buying a filthy coal-fired power station just to use to charge up your mobile phone."
I think that if the dirty hippy could afford a private jet he wouldn't bitch so much about the people who own private jets.
ReplyDeleteOne Two Three Four
ReplyDeleteTell me that you love me more
Sleepless long nights
That is what my youth was for
Old teenage hopes are alive at your door
Left you with nothing but they want some more
Oh, you're changing your heart
Oh, You know who you are
If I see that commercial one more time, while someone else is in my presence there is a good chance that that someone else may not live to see the end of their show.
ReplyDeleteI was on the phone with Fed Ex support this morning and the tech guy had an Australian accent. I tried to think of a way to get him to say "Koala" but, really, there's no good way to bring it up when talking about shipping software.
ReplyDeleteHow many times can they release Blade Runner?
ReplyDeleteBrine Shrimp FAQ
ReplyDeleteI was entering a subject for an email, and realized that autocomplete would call up old chat thread titles I'd used back in the PA days, so I went through the alphabet reading them over, and here are a few that I thought were at least entertaining. As an aside, the people in Chat thread 380 were very disappointed to find out that there were no coupons of any kind.
ReplyDeleteAbbott and Costello Meet Chat Thread 241
C-HAT THREAD: HATS D THROUGH Z NOT ACCEPTED
CH-CH-CH-CH-Chat thread: Turn & face the chat
CHATSPLOITATION
Chat Brannigan: Loooove Thread
Chat Thread 2: Chat on Chat
Chat thread 380: Valuable coupons on page 50
Chatting, after midnight.
Chattingus Maximus
Chatty McChatchat
Fear of a Chat Thread
G&T CHAT THREAD #: POUND COLON LOL
G&T Chat 241: Axe Lacks Alex Mack's Rack
G&T Chat 246: You suck, and I hate you
G&T Chat Party 390: Chat Like You Want to Win
G&T Chat Thread CCCD: Acronym, or Numerals?
G&T Chat Thread: Slap McDullahan Edition
G&T Chat Thread 404: Not Found
G&Thor Chat Thor: The Mighty Thor Edition
Gentleman's Smoking Chat Club
klaT sdrowkcaB:704 dearhT tahC T&G
Where it's CHAT. Got 2 turntables and a mic
If you google "Slap McDullahan", it won't find any matches, but it will ask you if you meant "Slap McClanahan", and if you say yes, you still won't get any matches.
ReplyDeleteHow did you discover this?
ReplyDeleteI got a ton of matches for slap mcclanahan.....
ReplyDeleteHmm...so do I. How odd. Way to ruin everything by working, google.
ReplyDeleteAh, I didn't get any before because I had both searches enclosed in quotation marks.
ReplyDeleteQuotation marks are best ever.
ReplyDeleteI think i'm going to go to Ft. Wayne tonight after work in the hopes that comic book girl will be at the comic books shop.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone think this is a bad idea?
I think it is a good idea.
ReplyDeleteTake thyself to LOLthulu.com
ReplyDeletedo. it.
You know you wanna.
Safe for work?
ReplyDeleteThis article is all over the place. It starts out as inane, stupid crap. Then slowly builds to making an accurate and insightful statement. Finally, it tumbles back to dumb.
ReplyDeleteI, too, am waiting for Godot.
ReplyDeleteOur little blog is becoming quite popular amongst the Anonymous coward crowd lately thanks to J's post about the Harvard testing. :)
ReplyDeleteHappy to do my part.
ReplyDeleteI heart anonymous. What a great screenname.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand it.
ReplyDeleteWell, anonymous is arguing against the points we aren't making.
ReplyDeleteOr all the people posting under anonymous are.
ReplyDeleteI prefer to think of them all joining together into a single faceless amalgumation of feminism :)
ReplyDeleteSweet we are totally the first hit when you search Sophie C Currier on Google!!!
ReplyDeleteThat is why they keep filing in to post comments :)
It would be good, I think if blogger paid attention to the IPs of anonymous posters and appended a character to Anonymous so that posts by the same person could be recognized as such.
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome.
ReplyDeleteMan, we're awesome.
ReplyDeleteWould anyone be opposed to me stickying the milk thread until the stupid-fire burns down?
ReplyDeleteI moved the Milk post up so that people who find us on google can find it quickly.
ReplyDeleteIf this pisses anyone off they can take a number.
For those who are curious:
ReplyDelete9/26/07: 23 visitors
9/27/07: 116 visitors
Thank you, Sophie.
I would just like to mention that this Christina that has shown up on our lactating thread of awesome, is totally freaking cool. :)
ReplyDeleteChristina is from Hanover.
ReplyDeleteShe is cool.
can we add christina as a contributor?
ReplyDeletedoes she desire that status?
ReplyDeletehow many visitors for the 28th? That seemed to be the busiest day by far.
ReplyDeleteTake thyself to LOLthulu.com
ReplyDeleteLOLthulhu: that is awesome.
9.26.07: 23 visitors
ReplyDelete9.27.07: 116 visitors
9/28/07: 124 visitors.
LOLthulu IS awesome.
ReplyDeleteI'm bored.
ReplyDeleteI'm bored.
I'm really fucking bored.
There's not a god damned thing to do.
I'm bored. Bored. Bored.
I went back to the comic shop yesterday to see if the girl was there. She was not there but the guy who worked last weekend was there.
ReplyDeleteHe asked if I liked Fell, the comic she recommended, and I said that I did. He said that he would tell Leia that I liked it (so I was remembered).
We kept talking and when I checked out I asked when she was working again and he said Next Sunday.
So I obtained a name and the date on which she works again.
totally sweet recon actin!
ReplyDeletew00t
ReplyDeleteWay to go, Jay. I'm proud of your mad recon skills. And Leia...that's wonderful.
ReplyDeleteContributor status is fine with me, although I have to be honest that I'm not exactly sure what that entails.
Christina is a contributor.
ReplyDeleteI installed Quake 3 today and played online. There are still servers full of people. And these people pwn my noob ass.