Today is the greatest day of the year; a veritable Christmas in December. Today is my birthday! All shall sing of my greatness and bask, BASK, in wonder at my awesome!
It is on the calendar. They all have a copy of the calendar. I don't know what has complicated this process. I ought to be showered with praise all day!
I think the bun of wrath and the bun of pancakes ought to engage in an epic battle of adorable.
"Cheers for Jay for it was on this day twenty-five years ago that he summoned up his courage to burst forth from the womb and begin the era of his reign upon the land!" - Caleb
WHY is there a bunny with a pancake on his head?!
ReplyDeleteIt's a _J_'s Birthday Miracle!
ReplyDeleteIt's your Birthday!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is a Guster Song I really like.
ReplyDeleteI'm the Birthday Girl!
ReplyDeleteYEY RAH Birthday!
ReplyDeleteI know Teh Scornomancer has no time for Achewood...
ReplyDeletebut I'm pretty sure on this day of days, even Ray Smuckles channels His elitist spirit.
Happy Birthday, Miserablist. Now go eat that pickled garlic. In Celebration. Also to remove it from your house and purge your system.
THIS IS THE DAY ON WHICH I WAS BORN!
ReplyDeleteGift me!
No one at work has said, "Happy Birthday" to me.
ReplyDeleteFuckers.
Did you tell them it was your bday?
ReplyDeleteAnd happy birthday from the bun of wrath (not to be confused with the bun of pancake). :)
It is on the calendar. They all have a copy of the calendar. I don't know what has complicated this process. I ought to be showered with praise all day!
ReplyDeleteI think the bun of wrath and the bun of pancakes ought to engage in an epic battle of adorable.
BIRTHDAY BOY!!
ReplyDelete"Cheers for Jay for it was on this day twenty-five years ago that he summoned up his courage to burst forth from the womb and begin the era of his reign upon the land!"
ReplyDelete- Caleb
I decided that next year if I'm still alive I shall wear a crown on my birthday.
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