Thursday, November 6, 2008

Nominations: Fake Obama Cabinet

Over the next 70 days or so President Elect Barack Obama is going to be putting together his administration. We here at Everyone is a Sith understand how to lead, how to get things done.

I would like to nominate Dave Chapelle for the Secretary of Keeping it Real

Any other ideas?
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10 comments:

  1. _J_November 6, 2008 at 5:51 AM

    Lindsay Lohan for Under-Secretary of desks.

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  2. UnknownNovember 6, 2008 at 10:19 AM

    Jason Statham for Secretary of Smackdown Relations

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  3. UnknownNovember 6, 2008 at 10:23 AM

    John McClain as Secretary of Homeland Security. Yippe-kai-yay Mother fuckers.

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  4. Mike LewisNovember 6, 2008 at 10:27 AM

    Jason Statham would clearly be simply Secretary of Transportation. Crank and Death Race were awesome movies!

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  5. UnknownNovember 6, 2008 at 11:08 AM

    Jason Statham is a hard ass. That is all anyone needs to know.

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  6. UnknownNovember 6, 2008 at 11:09 AM

    ... about anything

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  7. UnknownNovember 6, 2008 at 11:09 AM

    ... ever

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  8. Mike LewisNovember 6, 2008 at 1:00 PM

    I feel like i must restate.

    Dave Chapelle ought to be hired as special adviser for Keeping it Real. In these hard economic times, we should not be create whole new levels of government to make sure Obama keeps it real. All Dave needs is a phone line and maybe a writer. he can work from his home in southern ohio and only go to washington when shit hits the fan.

    that being said, We need someone to advice Obama on Hanging it Up.

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  9. UnknownNovember 6, 2008 at 1:25 PM

    I nominate Hugh Laurie for Surgeon General

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  10. _J_November 6, 2008 at 6:18 PM

    Ewan Mcgregor for Minister of being dreamy.

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