Saturday, March 14, 2009

Vampire Lincoln [chat]

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22 comments:

  1. _J_March 9, 2009 at 5:42 PM

    This is far superior to the spring break [chat] I was going to make.

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  2. _J_March 9, 2009 at 5:45 PM

    Wait, I take this back. This sucks.

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  3. RoscoeMarch 9, 2009 at 6:50 PM

    it's both.

    I'ts TERRRIBLE... but it's sublimely so.

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  4. RoscoeMarch 9, 2009 at 7:26 PM

    It's like a masterclass on how NOT to read lines.

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  5. The_JollyMarch 9, 2009 at 10:57 PM

    Why would you post this???

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  6. RoscoeMarch 10, 2009 at 11:54 AM

    Jolly, sometimes we share the love. Othertimes?

    We share the pain and the darkness in our hearts and heads.

    Share with me, Jolly. Don't fight it.

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  7. _J_March 10, 2009 at 11:54 PM

    Had friend watch Dark Knight Rifftrax thinking that, even if he did not enjoy the Rifftrax, he could enjoy Dark Knight.

    He enjoyed neither.

    I think his "joy" may be broken.

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  8. RoscoeMarch 11, 2009 at 12:14 PM

    Joy-endectomies leave terrible shells of people.

    Sally Struthers should be focusing on THAT as her next charity.

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  9. UnknownMarch 12, 2009 at 1:03 AM

    I'll take cannibal/demon/werewolf thing Hitler over Vampire Lincoln any day of the week.

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  10. UnknownMarch 12, 2009 at 9:58 AM

    Also, I have no idea how anyone could possibly sit through that dreck for more than one or two minutes at a time.

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  11. RoscoeMarch 12, 2009 at 12:36 PM

    mostly because it became high art in it's examples of failure.

    There's a decently bad script under the terrible acting and direction. I just wonder if the latter is on purpose.

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  12. _J_March 12, 2009 at 10:32 PM

    "There's a decently bad script under the terrible acting and direction. I just wonder if the latter is on purpose."

    You're what's wrong with I'm not sure what.

    Also, watched No Country for Old Men this evening.

    I don't know about Cohen brothers movies.

    I just don't know.

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  13. RoscoeMarch 13, 2009 at 12:11 AM

    Holy God, did Stewart just eviscerate a man on Broadcast Television?

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  14. UnknownMarch 13, 2009 at 10:51 AM

    Yes, I'm fairly certain I saw Jim Cramer's still beating heart ripped from his chest as he lay helplessly watching it happen

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  15. UnknownMarch 13, 2009 at 10:56 AM

    And no, it wasn't broadcast television.. it was cable television.

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  16. RoscoeMarch 13, 2009 at 2:35 PM

    In the same week, Rock Band is releasing a Funk Pack, w/ some James Brown and Earth, Wind and Fire...

    And..

    Papa Roach's Last Resort.

    This is a party godsend, I says to ya.

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  17. _J_March 13, 2009 at 4:09 PM

    QUALIFICATION
    NO BREATHING!

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  18. _J_March 13, 2009 at 4:09 PM

    PROCRASTINATION
    NO BREATHING!

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  19. _J_March 13, 2009 at 4:09 PM

    SOLICITATION
    NO BREATHING!

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  20. _J_March 13, 2009 at 4:10 PM

    CONSTERNATION
    NO BREATHING!

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  21. RoscoeMarch 13, 2009 at 5:03 PM

    J gets it.

    To my eternal dismay.

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  22. _J_March 15, 2009 at 1:20 AM

    So I'm watching episode 20 of season 4 galactica on Hulu. And, uh, this show sucks. It's all asians and old men and kids crying while things blow up.

    Who the fuck would watch this show? God. I don't even know why anyone is?

    Fucking shit.

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