Hume spent most of the weekend stoned on painkillers and people food.
despite that, he still spent a large amount of time giving us The Stink-Eye.
Also, he can't have any strenuous exercise for 10 days. Which is a lot for a dog who has become accustom to walking 3-5 miles per day. There are trees out there he needs to mark and lawns he has to poop on dammit
turns out, its okay to ask questions like "Did Glenn Beck rape and murder a girl in 1990?" I mean, its just a question, i am not saying he did, but he has not proved beyond a reasonable doubt that he hasnt.
Because, if not, I think you should put some speakers next to her while she sleeps, and THEN start playing Boogie Shoes on repeat, forever, to wake her up.
One of you needs to learn to do the voice of 21 so that the next time we are together we can argue whether Helen Keller or Anne Frank would win in a fight to the death.
I must live this argument as it was meant to be argued.
Or, hell, if one of you learns to do the voice of 21 I do not care what we argue about.
Remeber Ashleigh_Banfield the MSNBC Reporter with the horn rimmed glasses? She was fired in 2003 for criticizing the media's coverage before the Iraq War. Since then, she has been working for CourtTV
Titanic Rifftrax is pretty great. But that movie is fucking long.
ReplyDeleteand terrible.
ReplyDeleteIs it not the case that a longer terrible movie makes for a broader canvas for jokery and jibes?
ReplyDeleteHume is not pleased with this situation.
ReplyDeleteWhat did you do to that poor dog?
ReplyDeleteon friday he was neutered, had his duwclaw's removed, 5 teeth pulled and was chipped.
ReplyDeleteHume spent most of the weekend stoned on painkillers and people food.
ReplyDeletedespite that, he still spent a large amount of time giving us The Stink-Eye.
Also, he can't have any strenuous exercise for 10 days. Which is a lot for a dog who has become accustom to walking 3-5 miles per day. There are trees out there he needs to mark and lawns he has to poop on dammit
turns out, its okay to ask questions like "Did Glenn Beck rape and murder a girl in 1990?" I mean, its just a question, i am not saying he did, but he has not proved beyond a reasonable doubt that he hasnt.
ReplyDeleteWatching Sports Night.
ReplyDeleteMikey, you need Boogie Shoes at your wedding.
oh i know
ReplyDeletesarah seems...uneasy...with that idea
Have you grown your goatee yet?
ReplyDeleteIt all changes.
Has she ever heard Boogie Shoes?
ReplyDeleteBecause, if not, I think you should put some speakers next to her while she sleeps, and THEN start playing Boogie Shoes on repeat, forever, to wake her up.
El Perro Fumendo!
ReplyDeleteOne of you needs to learn to do the voice of 21 so that the next time we are together we can argue whether Helen Keller or Anne Frank would win in a fight to the death.
ReplyDeleteI must live this argument as it was meant to be argued.
Or, hell, if one of you learns to do the voice of 21 I do not care what we argue about.
I just want a good 21 / 24 argument again.
If life is just a series of ridiculous attempts at being alive, you're a hero to everything that has ever lived.
ReplyDeleteAs far as I can tell life is one crashing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was Dead.
ReplyDelete.... I thought life was following Allison Brie from show to show?
ReplyDeleteOne of my co-workers has a Palm Pre. It is a terrible phone.
ReplyDeleteWhen the iPhone, I was able to pick it up - type on it and and able to understand how it works.
the palm pre does not work.
also, the ads are terrible.
Colbert tonight was best ever. It would be a shame if the Miracle Whip commercials didn't play during reruns or online
ReplyDeletePalm needs to make Palm Pilots and cell phones need to not be phones + palm pilots + mp3 players.
ReplyDeleteReally, it just needs to be the mid - late 90s again.
i don't think we are ever going to go back to the time of phoneless PDAs
ReplyDeletethe closest you are going to get is the iPod touch and maybe the zune.
The Colbert/Miracle Whip war was great.
ReplyDeleteCommunity might have been greater.
Did you catch Zaboo in the 30 second final bumper at the end?
ReplyDeleteRemeber Ashleigh_Banfield the MSNBC Reporter with the horn rimmed glasses? She was fired in 2003 for criticizing the media's coverage before the Iraq War. Since then, she has been working for CourtTV
ReplyDeleteShe is returning to real journalism as a reporter for ABC News.
I hate the Palm Pre commercials. And I cannot think of any reason to have an iphone, and really don't even want to have a cell phone.
ReplyDeletegods above, but Sweeney Todd was marvelous.
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