Saturday, February 6, 2010

Super Bowl XLIV [chat]

Here are my predictions for Super Bowl XLIV:

If the Colts win it means that Peyton Manning hates black people.

If the Saints win it means that god is trying to make up for that whole Katrina thing.

If CBS airs the Tim Tebow abortion commercial it means that a bunch of stupid shit will happen.

13 comments:

  1. So there's this NuvaRing commercial that plays on Hulu sometime. And in the commercial this black lady says something to the effect of "there are so many kinds of birth control, and while I was trying to decide which one to use I got knocked up!"

    I never really understand what we are supposed to think about that character. I know she's retarded. But how retarded am i supposed to think she is?

    "Man, I need birth control to prevent my becomming preggers. But...so many choices. So I'm going to have sex without birth control while I shop around."

    That's stupid, right?

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  2. Hulu gives everyone else the best commercials. I'm always in good hands with allstate.

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  3. Hulu has cursed me with that stupid effing 'The Lovely Bones' trailer non-stop. I can't take it anymore. My hate for that movie overwhelms me. So much so that I felt compelled to comment. The end.

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  4. Isn't 'The Lovely Bones' something like 6th Sense meets stupid?

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  5. Frankly, I would say it is closer to Dead Like Me without the awesome, from what I understand. Given, my understanding is from what I just read on Wikipedia 25 seconds ago.

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  6. The majority of things I know come from episodes of Wishbone, the Magic School Bus, and what I just read on Wikipedia 25 seconds ago.

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  7. Someone get that up on Wikipedia? So he can remember that later?

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  8. Someone is presenting a paper on No More Heroes and philosophy today.

    I really want to not go. But, I think I need to go just to articulate how fucking stupid the paper is.

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  9. Dude, you SHOULD have gone.

    If only because Suda's insane.

    Though... I gotta ask.. do you believe it's possible to present an issue in such a way that it tweaks precedent thought about it?

    If so, what makes entertainment-sources a bad method for considering it?

    If NOT... then.. well... how are you in Graduate School?

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  10. I went.

    The paper was super-retarded.

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