"You can find men who have gone so far as to profess wisdom and yet maintain that one should not offer violence to one's own life, and hold it accursed for a man to be the means of his own destruction; we should wait, say they, for the end decreed by nature. But one who says this does not see that he is shutting off the path to freedom. The best thing which eternal law ever ordained was that it allowed to us one entrance into life, but many exits. Must I await the cruelty either of disease or of man, when I can depart through the midst of torture, and shake off my troubles?" --Seneca, Epistle LXX
nooooooooooo.
ReplyDeleteNOOOOOOOOO. And they have two crackers rapping and just looking insane?? COME ON.
I'll give her this though, at least she doesn't say" FriiiiiiiiEEE-day".
I had all my hopes set on anachronistic rapping driving Jesus.
ReplyDeleteApparently they missed that part of Leviticus that states, "Thou shall not auto-tune."
ReplyDeleteThat car is orange.
ReplyDeleteNothin' rhymes with orange.
Let's go to church.
These lines may be the most succinct and incisive glimpse into the mind of a fundamentalist, ever.
If you are going to kill yourself, at least be organized and have the forethought to let people know.
ReplyDeleteNot to post immediately after J's, since it's unrelated, but...
ReplyDelete... look at the fucking balls on that man. Mike Pence is talking about voting against the the budget deal, now?
Seriously, a person can't buy their way into heaven by just skimming Leviticus.
ReplyDelete"You can find men who have gone so far as to profess wisdom and yet maintain that one should not offer violence to one's own life, and hold it accursed for a man to be the means of his own destruction; we should wait, say they, for the end decreed by nature. But one who says this does not see that he is shutting off the path to freedom. The best thing which eternal law ever ordained was that it allowed to us one entrance into life, but many exits. Must I await the cruelty either of disease or of man, when I can depart through the midst of torture, and shake off my troubles?" --Seneca, Epistle LXX
ReplyDeleteSeneca is so rad.
ReplyDeleteSchizophrenia looks pretty damn cool at a molecular level.
ReplyDeletebut some of the art for the next expansion looks really amazing.
ReplyDeletei think our bank accounts can agree that Magic is the worst.
I, personally, only played MTG because I thought the card art was pretty.
ReplyDeleteWait, no...that wasn't it. Why did I play? Oh yeah, rules lawyering.
Woman who attempted suicide while pregnant is accused of murder
ReplyDeleteWinning.