$700 billion [chat]

Deal reached; Taxpayers fucked.

All in a day's work for Congress.

Veep Debate Open Thread

If it gets boring we can talk about the new DS.

Palin and McCain has nothing to lose, and i wonder if she is going to crazy and say all sorts of crazy shit.

but i am just super hopeful.

Zero Punctuation: Mercenaries 2

778 Points of Light

I love my government.

Blue-chip index plunges 778 points after House rejects bailout bill.

Bailout failure throws banks into disarray:
"The failure of a massive $700 billion bailout financial plan Monday removes a critical firewall intended to keep the credit market collapse from spilling over into the global economy."

This is SO awesome! We have front seats to the downfall of Western Society. AND it's the result of W. AND we get to watch. And best of all? Now we get to arm ourselves and take to the streets, scavenging off the tattered remains of society as we strive to master fire and one another in an epic apocalyptic battle of STUPIDITY!


VIVA!

So Freaking COOL!