Ted Stevens Convicted for Corruption, Tubes

Sen. Stevens found guilty on corruption charges.

Said Stevens, "Corruption is not like a big truck. You can't keep piling it on. Corruption is a series of tubes. And if you understand, these tubes can be filled. And when the tubes are filled you get convicted of seven felony charges."

Ted Stevens: Sarah Palin a Series of Tubes

Sarah Palin is not a big truck. You can't keep piling it on. Sarah Palin is a series of tubes.

Ted Stevens Indicted for Corruption, Tubes

Republican Alaska Sen. Ted Stevens has been indicted on seven charges related to a corruption probe. A federal grand jury in Washington has handed up the indictment against Stevens -- which the Justice Department is set to announce very shortly. Stevens, 84, faces seven counts of false statements involving VECO, the oil services company in Alaska, and the renovations done on his home.

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When questioned about his home renovations Stevens replied, "They're not a big truck. They're a series of tubes!"

*Update*: Stevens Pleads not guilty.