Megan Fox FIRED from Transformers 3

File this under BWAAAAA?!?!?!?!

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EXCLUSIVE: I've just learned that Paramount won't be picking up Megan Fox's option on Transformers 3 -- and that it was "ultimately" director Michael Bay's decision. (So he gets his revenge for her remark comparing him to "Hitler".) Right now Bay and writer Ehren Kruger et al are finishing up the script for the threequel and "giving Shia a new love interest makes more sense for the story," an insider tells me. Bay will start casting immediately for the new female co-star.

So, Transformers 3 will not have Megan Fox. But, it will still have LaBoof and Michael Bay's involvement. Does the loss of Megan Fox do enough to change the direction of the franchise? Or are LaBoof and Bay still enough to ensure shittiness?

Transformers - The Movie - The Movie

So I know a lot of people really enjoyed the live-action Transformers movie, citing its "action" and its "robots" among its strong points, apparently forgetting about the interminable "stupid people talking" and "Transformers conspicuously fucking absent" scenes.

But that's all fairly well-worn territory (at least among us), so rather than continuing to harp on Bay's cloudy-as-shitty-toilet-water vision, I invite those of you who were disappointed by the movie to please enjoy, and those of you who loved the movie, to please suck it. (they both link to the same thing, but I like to pretend that I can use a link to cut two ways).

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We aren't the only ones who hated it!

The guy at VG Cats hated the Transformers movie, too!

See! There's nothing wrong with us!