Guardians of the Galaxy Review: A Panorama of Needless Shit

What Marvel did to the Guardians of the Galaxy is worse than what Michael Bay did to the Transformers.

That film was maybe the worst thing I have ever watched.

If you liked it?  What you liked is a vague reference to another story you recall.

All the good things in Guardians of the Galaxy are in other things.  Comics, cartoons, whatever.

This movie is an abomination of shit.