So I watched Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil last night. And I think I hate Adult Swim original programming now.
Last night's Episode of Lucy: TDOTD focused on the Dildo factory Satan owned. (lawl) You see, if Satan could get humanity to masturbate 8% more then the world would end (lawl), and they couldn't get men to masturbate any more than they already do (lawl) so Satan opened a dildo factory to which Lucy submitted some designs (lawl). Then Jesus, a radio DJ, was doing a stunt where he held his arms out at 90 degree angles for three days (lawl) and let Lucy commission a dildo to be made of him in that position (lawl).
I don't know why Adult Swim has embraced this idea that they have to make shows using low-quality flash animation. I don't know why they continue to use the same voice actors for every freaking series they make. I don't know why they hire middle school boys as writers. At one time I liked Adult Swim. Aqua Teen Hunger Force? Sea Lab? Home Movies? I could watch these shows and find enjoyment in them because they were new and different compared to everything else on television. But when they keep doing the same thing using the same people and the same technology it stops being funny and is just sad.
What makes it worse is that when they get a show like Venture Brothers which is brilliant and well-done they fuck around with it because it costs more to make than shit-shitty-shit-shit flash animation with McGuirk voicing half the characters.