Onion: NRA sets 1,000 dead kids as limit

NRA Sets 1,000 Killed In School Shooting As Amount It Would Take For Them To Reconsider Much Of Anything

"And teachers don't count."

An Onion Article for Caleb

This Onion Article seems to have been written just for Caleb:

Last Of 2008 Christmas Puppies Euthanized, Marking Start Of Spring:

In a familiar sign that spring is just around the corner, animal shelters across the nation announced this week that they have put down the last batch of dogs that were given as Christmas gifts in 2008.

It's funny because it's true.

Over Half of College-Aged Men Get Stoked.

Report: Most College Males Admit To Regularly Getting Stoked