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Thursday, January 31, 2013

Onion: NRA sets 1,000 dead kids as limit

NRA Sets 1,000 Killed In School Shooting As Amount It Would Take For Them To Reconsider Much Of Anything

"And teachers don't count."

Posted by _J_ at 7:17 PM

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