I seem to be an uncle. God help us.

The fetus growing inside sibling has successfully navigated the slippery slope to personhood.

7 pounds.  It has a length yet to be discerned.  For some reason those numbers are usually reported.

Oh, it also has a penis.

They named it William Isaac.  I assume it was named after William H. Macey and Isaac Jaffe.

Hey, Hey! You, You!

I'm just going to say what everyone else is thinking:

That captures it, right?

New Years Boardgames

I know it's a bit late, but once again, for anyone interested I will be hosting board games all day New Year's eve and all day New Years.