Fuck Norman Borlaug: [chat] Patrick Swayze

Norman Borlaugh died and no one cares. Because Patrick Swayze died and is more important.

Community: Pilot

Fantastic
2:25 - I literally fell out of my chair laughing.
8:45 - Yes to that. God, yes, to that.
16:00 - Indeed. INDEED.
17:00 - Greatest Monologue, ever. Greatest Monologue, EVER.
20:20 - As well do I.
21:09 - I had one of those moments, once.
22:57 - I hope to one day be called a "brain wrinkler".
23:18 - So true.

So, this show is going to get canceled. Love it while it's there.

Screw the Dog: A pool playing robot

Eat that pool playing Great Dane. Hume still has Canasta.

Maddow + West Wing = <3

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

The first two minutes and fifteen seconds are worth two minutes and fifteen seconds of your time.

Maddow: Southern women's Health Care

This segment is worth 2:42 of your time.

Nickelback covering Super Bon Bon

It's so bad that I had to share it.



Fucking Nickelback fucking sucks.

To Patrick Swyaze, Thanks For Everything. -Kyle Brown

Patrick Swayze died tonight. He lost his fight against pancreatic cancer. His career speaks for itself. I'll miss him.

"Life sure has a sick sense of humor, doesn't it?"
-Bodhi





NOBODY PUTS BABY IN A CORNER!!!!!!


Patrick,
You will always be like the wind.

Kanye West is a Fucking Moron

I assume that all of you watched the MTV VMAs and saw Kanye West totally disrespect Taylor Swift during her acceptance speech. Well, rest assured, Kanye apologized to Taylor Swift in a blog post which seems to have been taken down from his awesome blog.

Kanye's Apology:


"I’M NOT CRAZY YALL, I’M JUST REAL."

I can't stop laughing.

Creation: The United States is STUPID

So, yeah. A British film about Charles Darwin starring Paul Bettany (the albino from Da Vinci Code) will not be shown in the United States for reasons you can probably already guess:

US distributors have resolutely passed on a film which will prove hugely divisive in a country where, according to a Gallup poll conducted in February, only 39 per cent of Americans believe in the theory of evolution.

What is most bizzare is that the movie focuses upon the internal conflict Darwin experienced between his faith and his work. So a movie that might provide a sensible insight into contemporary issues in the United States of Retardation will be neither shown nor viewed because "ZOMG EVOLUTION".

It's really quite a tragety, though. I mean, this would have provided a delightful distraction for Glenn Beck and the FOX News crew. Schools in the south and midwest could have used this as another sign of the "War On Jesus", or whatever the fuck they call it now. This could have sparked a brand new debate in the south and brought about a few more laws which require the teaching of Creationism in the classroom. And shitheaded cockgobblers could have had something new to protest after getting their flu shots.

But what saddens me the most is that this looks like a really good movie. So to watch it I'll have to order it from another country; but I have no desire to pay the required shipping fees.

It is the year 2009. And after 150 years we are still arguing over Darwin's finches. Because, of course, Jesus made every single one of the little fuckers. And H1N1. Remember how Jesus made H1N1? Yeah. Hopped right on the Ark with Noah and his labradoodle.

Fuck Shitting Damn It All.



edit my mikey:

Brandon Stokley Caught a Ball

OH MY GOD HE CAUGHT A BALL!