LOL Caitlin Uptons

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Because some people don't have maps.

The Text:
“I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as, uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.”

When asked to explain herself on the Today show Caitlin Upton said, "Everything did come at me at once". I am still unclear as to how that shocked her. Surely she's experienced that before.

Also, "She has said that she entered the Miss Teen USA pageant in part to improve her communication skills. " This is truly the gift that keeps on giving.