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The Onion: Fuck Everything, Nation Reports

God Fucking Damnit.

WASHINGTON—Following the fatal shooting this morning at a Connecticut elementary school that left at least 27 dead, including 20 small children, sources across the nation shook their heads, stifled a sob in their voices, and reported fuck everything. Just fuck it all to hell. All of it, sources added.

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It's not that Ryan Lanza

You cocksuckers at FOX may want to change your homepage image:




Because that's not the right Ryan Lanza.




Edit:  Gawker post explaining the situation.

The Star Wars Holiday Special: My World in Flops

On the AVClub, while talking about the fucking Star Wars Holiday Special, Nathan Rabin writes:

Besides, are fuzzy-wuzzy sentient teddy bears or a silly-talking frog-man really that much more ridiculous than an effeminate robot and his bleep-bloop-dispensing sidekick doing a Laurel-and-Hardy-in-space routine, or a wrinkly, diminutive, backwards-talking green guru dispensing sage advice and ass-whippings in equal measure? Yet R2-D2, C-3PO, and Yoda are treasured fixtures of the Star Wars universe, while Jar Jar Binks and the Ewoks are considered juvenile embarrassments.

Which may be the best paragraph about Star Wars fandom ever.

Christmas in December

Go me!