Full Sail University: Honesty in Adversing

While bored on youtube I happened upon this advertisement. After staring for a bit, I decided that I could improve upon it by adding some honesty.



Also, did you know that Full Sail University is both an online university AND a scam? I know; I am shocked as well.

How candidates lose weight

Hahaha... the things a political candidate won't do...

doctored photo presents a leaner, meaner Deaner

Rant: Pictures are two dimensional.

Contrary to popular belief pictures are not three dimensional. Rather, pictures are two dimensional. And while photoshop is a powerful digital photograph editing program it cannot extrapolate three dimensional properties from a two dimensional thing.

So, when asking someone to "rotate" a two dimensional object please remember the following rule:

Two dimensional objects can rotate this way:
Two dimensional objects can NOT rotate this way:

Because that is how two dimensional objects exist, you dolt.