Thursday, October 4, 2007

Hating Larry Craig.

As I have said before I fucking hate Larry Craig. If he wants to solicit sex in airport bathrooms then, awesome, have fun. If he wants to have press conferences and proclaim that he is "not gay" then, you know what, fine. That's his perogative.

But if he says that he'll do something, such as resign if he cannot retract his guilty plea, then being a Senator and a man of his word he ought to, I don't know, FUCKING RESIGN instead of changing his god damned mind.

I don't hate him because he's gay and in denial. I don't hate him because he's a dipshit. I don't hate him because nobody fucking believes that he is a straight man caught in a problematic situation. I hate him because he doesn't respect the legal system. Because he calls police officers, who were just doing their job, liars. Because he says "If I cannot withdraw my guilty plea I will resign." And then when he cannot withdraw his guilty plea he doesn't resign!

What does that say to his constituents? What does that say to his peers in Congress? What does it say about him? I mean, besides him not being a man of his words and a liar and an opportunistic shitstain.

If you say you'll resign then you fucking resign. You pack your bags, you go home, and you sit in a bathroom stall in a rest stop in the hopes that a big juicy cock appears under the stall dividers. That's what any self-respecting repressed white republican homosexual would do.

But Larry Craig? He has to be an obstinant ass about it.

And it pisses me off.

Guitar Hero III

according to game tap all versions (PS2/PS3/360/wii/Widows/OSX) of Guitar Hero III are going to ship on October 28.

3 days before sit for comps
2 days before Hellgate
one week after Team Fortress 2.

so many games....

Finite

Zeno's Paradoxes illustrate various reductio ad absurdum arguments for various manners of discussing motion. The dichotomy paradox states that to walk a distance X one must first walk a distance X/2. To walk the distance X/2 one must first walk the distance (X/2)/2. In english, to travel 4 meters one must first travel 2 meters. To travel those 2 meters one must first travel 1 meter. On and on in an infinite regress, rendering a person incapable of movement. This description of movement is obviously flawed, as I am fully capable of walking to walls, through doorways, etc. Keep Zeno in mind.

Yesterday on the PA forums a thread appeared discussing whether .999... equals 1. I am certain that .999... does not equal 1. Why? Read on. Keep Zeno in mind.

1 ≠ .9
1 ≠ .99
1 ≠ .999
1 ≠ .9999

If we continually write this sequence no number of 9s to the right of the decimal will put the value to the right of the decimal equal to 1. It won't happen. Yet mathematicians maintain that when the value "goes infinite", when we cease writing 9s and instead denote an unending sequence of 9s something happens which puts the two values equal. But how? What happens? Remember this, as I will now talk about Anselm's ontological argument for the existence of God.

Anselm defined God as aliquid quod maius non cogitari potest (That than which a greater cannot be thought). By defining God to be aliquid quod maius non cogitari potest Anselm argues that God must necessarily exist, since God is aliquid quod maius non cogitari potest, and aliquid quod maius non cogitari potest must necessarily exist for if it did not exist it would not be that than which a greater cannot be thought, but would be that than which a greater can be thought, which is a contradiction. This type of argument is called an Ontological argument, an argument based upon the nature of the thing. It is not an argument for existence based upon proof, but rather is based upon definition and the nature of the being. As many philosophers have argued, the ontological argument is nonsense. "Existence" is not the stort of thing one may gain via definition.

As I have described Zeno's Paradox, the inequality of .9 and 1, and Anselm's ontological argument I will now discuss Unicorns.

Unicorns are often used in philosophy to illustrate non-being. Stated simply, Unicorns do not exist but we can discuss unicorns. We can draw pictures of unicorns. We can discuss the temperment of unicorns, the feeding habits of unicorns, the properties of unicorns. We have a wealth of information for these things which do not exist.

Now, combine all of that.

Infinity does not exist. Everything is finite. The universe, existence, being, apples, all are finite. So the problem with the notion of .999... is that it does not exist. And yes, we can describe it (like unicorns) and we can argue for its existence (like aliquid quod maius non cogitari potest) but in actuality infinity is nonsense.

Think of an orange. If I cut an orange into thirds do I have three unending, infinite fractions of orange? No. Oranges are finite. 1/3 of an orange is not .333... of orange. That is nonsense. Much like Zeno's paradox, infinity is a bad and inaccurate description of reality. There is no infinity. Like unicorns, we fabricated the notion.

Sequences of numbers stop when we stop writing them, stop computing them. The notation .999... doesn't actually mean anything, is not representative of anything. Surely we can write .999... and gesticulate wildly as we articulate the properties and qualities of it. But we can do the same for aliquid quod maius non cogitari potest, for unicorns. We can argue, as Zeno did, that there is an infinite amount of space between myself and the wall, myself and the door. But then we walk to the door and open it, we cut the orange into thirds and consume it. All is finite. The infinite, unending sequence is an innaccurate, flawed, and bad description.

And that's why 1 ≠ .999... There is no .999... There is just the decimal and as many 9s as we can write or calculate. But when we stop writing, stop calculating, the sequence stops.

Because it is finite.

Mr. Potato Head Outed As Drug Czar

I always knew I couldn't trust him as a child.



Everything is starting to make sense now...


He was always smiling at me, trying to entice me to play with him. Now I know he just wanted to get me hooked, so he could bleed me dry knowing full well my addictive personality. I was often curious why he kept trying to look like someone else, changing his physical appearance in a never ending series of make overs. Now I know, he was trying to avoid the feds. Now they have him and I can peacefully rest at night again...

... that is after they bring the Slinky into justice...

Blog of Agglutination

On the propigation of idolizing memes
Entry #3

From President Dewine . . .

To the Hanover Campus Community:

When I first arrived at Hanover I quickly learned that there were many folks in the Hanover/Madison community who had not been on our campus and didn’t really feel comfortable coming to campus. I wanted to make sure our neighbors knew they are welcome and that they would begin to feel like Hanover is their college campus. I therefore asked the student life staff to come up with plans for a community open house with lots of activities for young children. They more than rose to the challenge and have planned a wonderful open house/”thank you” to our local community members. I would like to encourage all faculty, students, and staff members to help welcome our neighbors this Saturday, October 6 from 1:00-3:00 in the afternoon.

You may see young children and community members in the Horner Center, the Science Center, the Library, Art Gallery in CFA, Haq Center, and walking around campus. Bill Bettler and his band will be playing between the library and CFA. Many of our Hanover students and staff have volunteered as clowns, face painters, and game organizers, as well as helping with set up and clean up. If you would like to participate please call Ashley Clifford at 7079.

Please help me welcome any community members you see on campus this Saturday. We want to live up to our reputation for being the “Friendliest small campus in the US”! I hope to see a lot of Hanover T-shirts on Saturday.

Sue DeWine
President

Tuesday, October 2, 2007



Stolen shamelessly from here. New Brother Voodoo from those who could do it right. Heck Yes.