Man, fuck Larry Craig.

Not literally, of course. Because the last thing Larry Craig wants is a bunch of young men to have sex with. But rather, Larry Craig ought to be fucked in the figurative sense. Not because he is a repressed homosexual, but because he keeps flipping the fuck around.

Most dates from here.
June 11, 2007: Larry Craig is arrested on suspicion of lewd conduct.
August 8, 2007: Larry Craig's guilty plee filed by the court.
August 27, 2007: The story breaks in Roll Call.
August 28, 2007: At a Press Conference Larry Craig says, "I did nothing wrong at the Minneapolis airport. I did nothing wrong, and I regret the decision to plead guilty..."
September 1, 2007: At a Press Conference Larry Craig announces his intent to resign on September 30, 2007.
September 5, 2007: According to a spokesman, "Craig says he may still fight for his Senate seat".

This shit is why Larry Craig needs to get the fuck out of Washington and go impale himself on a gigantic dildo. He keeps changing his story to fit his need. He has no respect for the legal system or due process. He has no respect for the well-being of the public. He's a self-serving dick who will say whatever he needs to say to benefit himself. And that's why he should resign.