Nominations: Fake Obama Cabinet
Over the next 70 days or so President Elect Barack Obama is going to be putting together his administration. We here at Everyone is a Sith understand how to lead, how to get things done.
I would like to nominate Dave Chapelle for the Secretary of Keeping it Real
Any other ideas?
10 comments:
Lindsay Lohan for Under-Secretary of desks.
Jason Statham for Secretary of Smackdown Relations
John McClain as Secretary of Homeland Security. Yippe-kai-yay Mother fuckers.
Jason Statham would clearly be simply Secretary of Transportation. Crank and Death Race were awesome movies!
Jason Statham is a hard ass. That is all anyone needs to know.
... about anything
... ever
I feel like i must restate.
Dave Chapelle ought to be hired as special adviser for Keeping it Real. In these hard economic times, we should not be create whole new levels of government to make sure Obama keeps it real. All Dave needs is a phone line and maybe a writer. he can work from his home in southern ohio and only go to washington when shit hits the fan.
that being said, We need someone to advice Obama on Hanging it Up.
I nominate Hugh Laurie for Surgeon General
Ewan Mcgregor for Minister of being dreamy.
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