Everyone Is a Sith: Suffocation, no [chat]ing

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Suffocation, no [chat]ing

Jay, your prayers have been answered.

31 comments:

_J_ said...: I want to play that guitar part. That is the sort of guitar part I adore.

Also, galactica ended. On a scale of crap to shit where do you place the ending?; March 21, 2009 at 5:57 PM
_J_ said...: Also?

VOCIFERATION, NO BREATHING!; March 21, 2009 at 5:59 PM
Caleb said...: Today someone called me and then I got to help them move their things from one apartment to another apartment.

Today kicked ass.; March 21, 2009 at 9:48 PM
Caleb said...: Aspiration, No Breathing!; March 22, 2009 at 12:31 PM
Mike Lewis said...: i though the ending of galactica fucking awesome!; March 22, 2009 at 1:19 PM
_J_ said...: Battlestar Galactica: "God did it."

Wow. Thanks.; March 22, 2009 at 5:37 PM
Caleb said...: While cleaning my mouse when I was setting up my new computer the other day, I found the part that makes the scrolly-wheel go click click click when one scrolls, and I removed it. I find it most satisfying.; March 22, 2009 at 9:12 PM
_J_ said...: I'm working on a paper proposal for my James class. This is what I have so far:

“What difference would it practically make to any one if this notion rather than that notion were true? If no practical difference whatever can be traced, then the alternatives mean practically the same thing, and all dispute is idle.”

NO, ASSHOLE!!!

Just trying to polish that up a bit...; March 22, 2009 at 9:15 PM
Roscoe said...: Caleb, you need a better brand - o - Mouse. Mine's got a toggle on the bottom. Between Clicky Scroll and Freewheelin'.

glorious thing.; March 23, 2009 at 11:53 AM
Roscoe said...: Goose Island Reserve 2007 - For the record? Quite a delicious Belgian-style beer.

I is saying it be worth your dime.; March 23, 2009 at 6:13 PM
Caleb said...: Well, I saved the parts. So that's pretty close to the same thing.; March 23, 2009 at 8:31 PM
_J_ said...: So I think I've figured out what I'm going to tell the bartender on Wednesday when I go back to his shitty, shitty bar. I'm not going to order a cosmo (because he makes shitty cosmos). And I'm not going to get beer, because beer is stupid.

I'm going to walk up to the bar and say "put some scotch in a glass so that I can drink it".

And he will meet my eye, and we shall come to a mutual acceptance of one another. He cannot make the drink I desire. I will not tolerate his beer. So we shall find common ground over his substandard scotch.; March 24, 2009 at 3:48 AM
Unknown said...: Does said bartender know that he sucks at what he does and his stock is shit or does he just consider you an arrogant prick?

Also second episode of Kings did not let down.; March 24, 2009 at 12:00 PM
Roscoe said...: Speak to me, as men do, over how your scotch went. Becuase.. substandard scotches are mixing scotches.

But there is no substandard Irish Whiskey, to my knowledge.; March 24, 2009 at 1:04 PM
_J_ said...: The bar is very much a "hole in the wall" whose bartender is very much a beer jockey. When I ordered a cosmo the last time I went he sort of looked at me, then very half-assedly made one and, upon handing it to me, said "that's the best I can do."

So, it's not as if I loathe him. I'm just trying to meet him halfway. I'm an arrogant prick. He is a beer jockey. We shall meet halfway over whisky in a glass.

With some ice.; March 25, 2009 at 12:34 AM
Unknown said...: What if he struggles with the ice?; March 25, 2009 at 9:51 AM
Mike Lewis said...: ordering mixed drinks in a bar is almost alway a trap,
unless it is something like non-shitty whiskey on ice.

or beer.; March 25, 2009 at 11:19 AM
Roscoe said...: if you find the right bar, you can do mixed drinks.. the simpler ones are better - Sours, Margaritas/Daquiris, etc.

BUT.. most places use those crap sour mixes. so.. yeah.. Trappity trap.

Better resturant (hell if I can spell today) bars tend to be better for ordering decent mixed drinks, I suppose.; March 25, 2009 at 11:48 AM
Mike Lewis said...: this week rock band DLC added Pearl Jam's album Ten.

yes. Ten, all of it.

Jeremy, Even Flow, Once, the whole thing

glee!; March 25, 2009 at 8:53 PM
Andrew said...: because i watched a dino documentary tonight...
"Don't move, their vision is based on sight."; March 26, 2009 at 12:17 AM
MA17 said...: My vision is also based on sight.

I find it is getting increasingly difficult to prove that I am not a dinosaur.; March 26, 2009 at 2:19 AM
_J_ said...: I was talking to Christina the other day and she said, "Their vision is based on sight."

That's going to end up on my fucking tombstone, isn't it?

It was, at the same time, the funniest and most asinine thing I've ever said.; March 26, 2009 at 3:07 AM
Mike Lewis said...: Bats vision is based on sound. So is wales and some dolfines.; March 26, 2009 at 10:46 AM
Roscoe said...: Don't fuck with the dread Dolfines!

As for proving you're not a dinosaur?

Try proving you're not a Dinobot, King Grimlock!; March 26, 2009 at 12:37 PM
MA17 said...: Gads! I am uncovered!

Also, new evidence actually suggests that whale's vision is based on a thirst for evil.; March 26, 2009 at 6:45 PM
Unknown said...: Creatures who use sonar base their spatial awareness on sound, their vision is still based on sight.

- This is me being an anal douche.; March 26, 2009 at 9:53 PM
_J_ said...: I'm never going to get to fuck an undergrad as a graduate student. It's so sad.; March 26, 2009 at 11:07 PM
Caleb said...: Maybe if they let you teach a class...; March 26, 2009 at 11:27 PM
Mike Lewis said...: Somestimes we just need a little injection of Lordi.

it is the arockalypse!; March 27, 2009 at 11:41 AM
_J_ said...: I have the next [chat] ready to go. It's quite epic.; March 28, 2009 at 5:05 PM
Caleb said...: I'm on pins and needles.; March 28, 2009 at 6:54 PM

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Saturday, March 28, 2009

Suffocation, no [chat]ing

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