What J is thinking right now

11:01:46 PM Jay: what do i have to do to be a visigoth?
11:02:52 PM Mike Lewis: be a barbarian from 6th century spain
11:03:10 PM Jay: can i do that now?
11:03:27 PM Mike Lewis: you would need a time machine
11:03:33 PM Mike Lewis: which would make you a time traveller
11:03:42 PM Jay: GOD I HATE ME
11:03:46 PM Jay: and i can't be a visigoth
11:04:35 PM Mike Lewis: does not look like it
11:04:53 PM Jay: fuck
11:05:13 PM Mike Lewis: im sorry
11:05:32 PM Jay: hmm
11:05:33 PM Mike Lewis: errr - should i ask you why you want to be a visagoth?
11:05:39 PM Jay: well
11:05:42 PM Jay: I was taking a shit
11:05:53 PM Jay: and i realized that i bought scott brand toilet paper without thinking of a reason why
11:06:00 PM Jay: and then realized that i'd like to be a visigoth