Saturday, October 2, 2010

Spike your [chat]

Option #1:
1) Buy a bottle of grape juice.
2) Buy some spikeyourjuice packets.
3) Add packets to grape juice.
4) Wait 48 hours, consume your marginally alcoholic "self"-brewed shit.

Option #2:
1) Just buy some fucking wine and drink it, you god damned hipster asshole.

10 comments:

_J_ said...

"I bought a kit which allowed me to do it myself!"

Caleb said...

I wonder what it would do in:

beer
kool-aid
milk
beef stew
strawberry pie
quiche

Roscoe said...

Even in stew, it'd be less delicious than.. you know.. Beefstock in a Bloody Mary.

Roscoe said...

On the other hand..

This kind of product? Tailor Made to generate the J-rage.

Caleb said...

Great for middleschoolers, too.

_J_ said...

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Unknown said...

shit?

Roscoe said...

""Sulu Pour Homme, or Sulu For Men for those who are French-impaired, is the perfect cologne for the man who does everything, whether that be cataloging exotic plants, collecting antique firearms, or piloting ancient helicopters and advanced starships. It's more than just choosing to live your life with style; Sulu dives straight to the soul and allows you to release your own Intergalactic Man of Mystery. That jaunty, fearless swashbuckler of a man who, whether he's wielding a rapier in a swordfight or commanding an Excelsior-class starship, is always ready for action. Oh, my!"

Caleb said...

I want to be a space born ranger,
I want to live a life of danger.

Roscoe said...

You mean Space Cabbie, no?

DC's most wonderful 70's worthless character?