Lee Bright has an ironic [chat]
"If folks lose faith in the dollar, we need to have some kind of backup."
- State Sen. Lee Bright (R-Roebuck)
"Only a Sith deals in absolutes" - Obi-Wan Kenobi
Disagree?
"If folks lose faith in the dollar, we need to have some kind of backup."
- State Sen. Lee Bright (R-Roebuck)
20 comments:
So, what backs the value of South Carolina currency?
I mean, idiocy and racism are far too common to be of value...so what else does South Carolina produce?
STDs
.. Peanuts? Hilton Head Tourist tchotckes?
Holy crap, have they outlawed condoms in SC?
Jesus didn't need condoms. Why ought South Carolinians?
Abstinence is the only 100% effective measure one can take.
I see your point caleb. Since SC is a land of absolutes, abstinence is the only option that exists.
What backs the US Dollar?
Magic.
... Why can't we back some South Carolinian sex ed programs w/ that magic?
The same magic that backs the Bitcoin.
What the fuck happen to Kotaku's page layout?
The great gawker blog shift.
The argument behind it? vaguely reasoned, to avoid story churn and burying important posts under daily stories.
In practice? Fucking awkward.
Did you not read Tycho's post or the comic? It explains my feelings adequately.
problem solved: http://feeds.gawker.com/kotaku/vip
J doesn't read. J has lesser men do that for him.
We're just lucky J hasn't castigated us for not doing his reading.
Mikey.. you know if that works for all the Gawker stuff?
it does. magic of full text rss feeds that they don't post on their website, except one lifehacker post.
man, I love magic.
Why the fuck did I decide to go fighter?
I read Tycho's post. Then I went to Kotaku. Then I never went to Kotaku ever again.
If only I could have read Tycho's post before I had ventured to Kotaku. It could have prepared me. I might've known....
You'd have gone anyway, like J. Dark Arts succeed by virtue of curiosity.
"What could be so bad?"
"MY EEEEEEEYYYYYYYES."
fin.
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