Thursday, April 14, 2011

Santorum Presidential Exploratory Committee

Those of you who remain unconvinced that 2012 shall be a veritable hootenanny may be interested to learn that a S.P.E.C. has been formed.

Here’s to hoping that the Republican Primaries are shot-full with a frothy surge of santorum.

5 comments:

_J_ said...

“And if the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery. You have the right to anything. Does that undermine the fabric of our society? I would argue yes, it does."
- Rick Santorum

_J_ said...

"In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That's not to pick on homosexuality. It's not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be."
-Rick Santorum

Roscoe said...

Will the frothing surge leave specks of santorum in it's wake?

If so, pity the janitorial union.

Mike said...

Obama would be in some deep shit if it were not for the fact that the GOP is full of asshats.

Trump.

Santorum.

Palin.

The Guy from Minnesota that is the republican version of John Edwards (but without the love child)

Does this mean that mean that Fight'n Ron Paul is the only real candidate?

_J_ said...

It means that the Republican Primary debates shall be hi-larious.