Monday, May 30, 2011

Kohler Numi: Elegance in Shitting



Congratulations, Kohler: You just won the Absurdity Award for 2011.

Posted by _J_ at 4:36 PM

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11 comments:

Andrew said...

I've always wondered how rich people shit.
Also, a heated seat would weird me out.

May 30, 2011 at 7:03 PM
Mike Lewis said...

Heated tolet seats are great.

i am not sure about the light. Check for peanuts?

May 30, 2011 at 8:54 PM
_J_ said...

The design of the integrated bidet seems like a mistake.

Also, I wish my toilet was in giant, empty apartment, in front of a glass window overlooking a city.

I could just sit there, look at the city lights, shit, and change the water temperature hitting my ass via a touch-screen remote.

May 31, 2011 at 12:02 AM
Mike Lewis said...

i think integrated bidet are fairly common for japanese toilets.

June 1, 2011 at 8:46 AM
_J_ said...

I'm sure japanese toilets also dispence complimentary lolicon. But that doesn't make their design sensible.

June 1, 2011 at 5:30 PM
Andrew said...

My great grand father had a hard time adjusting from outhouses to bathrooms. In his words "There are just some things you should not do in the same place you live."

June 1, 2011 at 9:49 PM
_J_ said...

If women are allowed to menstruate inside of a home, then I’m alright shitting inside of one.

June 2, 2011 at 2:33 AM
_J_ said...

Inside of a home, that is.

June 2, 2011 at 2:34 AM
_J_ said...

Not inside of a woman.

June 2, 2011 at 2:34 AM
Mike Lewis said...

j: i think i would like to shit
a girl: okay.
j: i don't think you understand what i saying
a girl: ....what do you mean. there is only one thing it can mean
j: i want to shit in you.
a girl: no really.
j: i want to use you as a tolet. its a thing. my friends on the WOW forums are totally in to it. they say its great.

June 2, 2011 at 10:26 PM
_J_ said...

a girl: Well, you do let me menstruate in your home.

j: At least once a month, yes.

a girl: And you let me sit on your couch, sit on your bed, and walk around with blood uncontrollably seeping out of my vagina.

j: That is my understanding of the biological situation, yes.

a girl: So, I guess, if I’m allowed to menstruate in your home it’s only sensible that I let you shit inside of me.

j: That was my reasoning, yes.

June 3, 2011 at 2:38 PM

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