'Macho Man' Randy Savage snaps into his last Slim Jim

The mark of a great man is his ability to articulate a philosophy of life, a mantra for existence, and live as a manifestation of that core belief.

Jesus Christ died at the hands of those he sought to save, after commanding us to each "love thy neighbor as thyself".

Mohandas Gandhi fell to an assassin's bullet at a prayer meeting, having lived a life in which he sought to "be the change you wish to see in the world".

And 'Macho Man' Randy Savage had a heart attack while driving his Jeep Wrangler, most likely caused by a strict adherence to the imperative: "Snap Into A Slim Jim"!

While this latter loss may sting the sharpest, we can find comfort in a hope that these men are now together in the great beyond that awaits us all. And if there is any justice to existence, any rhyme or reason to our being here, then these men may now enjoy the Platonic Form of that tangy meat-flavored snack product into whose snapping we were commanded by the most macho of men.



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