Buckyballs are Delicious
The Consumer Product Safety Commission is suing the maker of
Buckyballs. This because since 2009 twelve stupid
fucking kids have swallowed the balls and so incurred intestinal damage. Several online retailers have agreed to stop
selling Buckyballs.
The maker of Buckyballs has stated that they will fight
against this lawsuit and continue to sell Buckyballs. From their homepage:
"A government agency (the Consumer Product Safety
Commission) is saying they should be recalled because children occasionally get
ahold of them. This is unfair. We market exclusively to adults. We are
vigorously defending our right to market these products you love."
A company produces a desk toy for adults. Twelve kids nom on the desk toy. So, the logical conclusion has followed: You can no longer purchase the desk toy
on Amazon. This thanks to a few fuckheads
who did not take the time to explain to their fuckheaded fuckspawn that they should not eat magnets.
Because they are magnets.
God damn it.
Anyway, if you'd like to support the makers of buckyballs
you can still purchase the product on their website. They make for a nice desk toy. Or, you can apparently feed them to stupid
fucks.
Cause, man, they sure do look delicious.
God damn babies are stupid.
4 comments:
Bahahahaha, people are stupid. Especially children. And the kind of people who have children.
That means you Mikey!
Rooney will light you in fire with is brain.
Hahahahaha! That was hilarious. Thank you for that. I was starting to despair at the stupidity of people.
But yeah. This is dumb. I guess we should we now sell forks with the label "WARNING: do not stick in eye".
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