Saturday, March 14, 2009

Vampire Lincoln [chat]

22 comments:

_J_ said...

This is far superior to the spring break [chat] I was going to make.

_J_ said...

Wait, I take this back. This sucks.

Roscoe said...

it's both.

I'ts TERRRIBLE... but it's sublimely so.

Roscoe said...

It's like a masterclass on how NOT to read lines.

The_Jolly said...

Why would you post this???

Roscoe said...

Jolly, sometimes we share the love. Othertimes?

We share the pain and the darkness in our hearts and heads.

Share with me, Jolly. Don't fight it.

_J_ said...

Had friend watch Dark Knight Rifftrax thinking that, even if he did not enjoy the Rifftrax, he could enjoy Dark Knight.

He enjoyed neither.

I think his "joy" may be broken.

Roscoe said...

Joy-endectomies leave terrible shells of people.

Sally Struthers should be focusing on THAT as her next charity.

Unknown said...

I'll take cannibal/demon/werewolf thing Hitler over Vampire Lincoln any day of the week.

Unknown said...

Also, I have no idea how anyone could possibly sit through that dreck for more than one or two minutes at a time.

Roscoe said...

mostly because it became high art in it's examples of failure.

There's a decently bad script under the terrible acting and direction. I just wonder if the latter is on purpose.

_J_ said...

"There's a decently bad script under the terrible acting and direction. I just wonder if the latter is on purpose."

You're what's wrong with I'm not sure what.

Also, watched No Country for Old Men this evening.

I don't know about Cohen brothers movies.

I just don't know.

Roscoe said...

Holy God, did Stewart just eviscerate a man on Broadcast Television?

Unknown said...

Yes, I'm fairly certain I saw Jim Cramer's still beating heart ripped from his chest as he lay helplessly watching it happen

Unknown said...

And no, it wasn't broadcast television.. it was cable television.

Roscoe said...

In the same week, Rock Band is releasing a Funk Pack, w/ some James Brown and Earth, Wind and Fire...

And..

Papa Roach's Last Resort.

This is a party godsend, I says to ya.

_J_ said...

QUALIFICATION
NO BREATHING!

_J_ said...

PROCRASTINATION
NO BREATHING!

_J_ said...

SOLICITATION
NO BREATHING!

_J_ said...

CONSTERNATION
NO BREATHING!

Roscoe said...

J gets it.

To my eternal dismay.

_J_ said...

So I'm watching episode 20 of season 4 galactica on Hulu. And, uh, this show sucks. It's all asians and old men and kids crying while things blow up.

Who the fuck would watch this show? God. I don't even know why anyone is?

Fucking shit.