I have a friend who recently realized that he can buy bacon and eat it. He also, apparently, found that bacon can be consumed raw if one is too lazy to cook it.
He has managed to ruin bacon for me. Ever since hearing his, "I was really tired...but I was hungry...and the bacon was right there in the fridge..." story I have been unable to think of bacon as delicious.
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I have a friend who recently realized that he can buy bacon and eat it. He also, apparently, found that bacon can be consumed raw if one is too lazy to cook it.
He has managed to ruin bacon for me. Ever since hearing his, "I was really tired...but I was hungry...and the bacon was right there in the fridge..." story I have been unable to think of bacon as delicious.
then build a torch.
And enact your retribution.
Also, eating raw bacon? Leads to illness.
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