Decade of Diablo 2: Just admit that you miked that Seal!
As Kotaku noted, Diablo II was released 10 years ago on June 29th, 2000. Which means that for 10 years now, Mike has been denying that he miked that seal.
I mean, seriously, dude. You were the only person in the Chaos Sanctuary. The rest of us were in town buying potions, getting more Pepsi, and taking a piss break. But then, suddenly, the world starts shaking, everyone gets confused, and Diablo emerges. Diablo does not emerge as the result of someone repairing their gear. He's not going to emerge from someone selling a topaz. He won't pop out of his hole as a result of someone opening a Pepsi. Diablo only emerges when all of the seals have been opened.
The only way to open a seal is to be in the Chaos Sanctuary.
And you were the only person in the Chaos Sanctuary!!
It's been 10 years! Admit it! You miked that seal!
9 comments:
it was andy.
I have tome, anyone have leg?
i have been tempted many times in the last few months to buy the battle chest at target and replay the game.
my disks have been lost for YEARS.
also: PALADINS RULE!
No, POTION Throwing Paladins rule.
Well, them and Helios....
You can't blame the fucking dog for activating a seal! Dogs don't activate seals!
Helios was the greatest concept for a character.
Damn the patch that limited light radius.
other andy.
Other Andy never played Diablo II with us. He was too busy playing fallout and masturbating to the sound of his parents fucking.
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