Levi Johnston is an American Hero.

Dear Levi Johnston

Hats (and pants) off to you sir. You are a true American Hero. No other person has been able to fuck with Sarah Palin nearly as well.

Your new reality show, the one where you run for mayor of Wasilla, is going to be magical. There is no other way to describe it.

Loving Levi: The Road to the Mayor's Office is going to be a cultural touch stone. There is no higher achievement is reality television than the pure self-servising wackiness that this show will bring.