Better Watch Out, Mikey
The glory of you breakdance prodigiousity is in peril!
"Only a Sith deals in absolutes" - Obi-Wan Kenobi
Disagree?
The glory of you breakdance prodigiousity is in peril!
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The fetus growing inside sibling has successfully navigated the slippery slope to personhood.
7 pounds. It has a length yet to be discerned. For some reason those numbers are usually reported.
Oh, it also has a penis.
They named it William Isaac. I assume it was named after William H. Macey and Isaac Jaffe.
Posted by _J_ at 7:22 PM 2 comments
I know it's a bit late, but once again, for anyone interested I will be hosting board games all day New Year's eve and all day New Years.
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Reminder that Path of Exile will be live in about 20 minutes. Free to download. Free to play.
Also reminder that you still have 14 hours to purchase a Beta Supporter pack. If you plan to ever buy points for the game, now is the time to do it!
I reached end-game content, and was planning to write another review. But now that I think about it, I can easily review the game by providing a few comparisons.
Docks Runs = Blood Runs
Merv Runs = Mephisto Runs
Temple Runs = Baal Runs
I am not shitting you. Path of Exile is the sequel to Diablo 2 that we always wanted.
Path of Exile is Diablo 2: LoD 2.
This coming from a guy who still logs in to battle.net to keep his Realm characters from expiring.
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Callahan: Gender: Boy; Origin: Irish; Meaning: Strife
Strife:
1.
vigorous or bitter conflict, discord, or antagonism: to be at strife.
2.
a quarrel, struggle, or clash: armed strife.
3.
competition or rivalry: the strife of the marketplace.
4.
Archaic. strenuous effort.
Because that's the sort of tone you want to set for an infant's life.
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Having met a polyamorous individual, I now have to discern what I think about polyamory, as a general concept. After talking to the individual, and reading some websites, I realized that my initial critique of, "You just don't know what 'favorite' means", failed to adequately appreciate polyamory's nuances. While one can unthinkingly criticize polyamory externally, by labeling it as "wrong" or "missing the point of relationships", just as one could externally criticize monogamy as "evidences an inability to share", an internal critique offers some insights into both relationships and love. Let's begin with the definition of polyamory, since definitions are always the most important aspect of any discussion, ever.
"Polyamory" combines the greek "poly" (many) with the latin "amor" (love), which is great, since smashing Greek and Latin together is always the best strategy for maintaining clarity of thought. If we spend a few minutes perusing the etymology of amor, we find that its root, amo, comes "probably from Proto-Indo-European *am-a-, *am- (“mother, aunt”), a lost nursery-word of the papa-type." This is a love of affection, of familial fidelity, more than love of an erotic nature. Moreover, the verb "amo" can be translated in at least four ways:
1) I love
2) I am fond of, like.
3) I am under obligation to; I am obliged to.
4) (with infinitive) To enjoy, be accustomed.
The love of amo, of polyAMOry, is not exclusively a love that involves fucking. Most of the uses indicate fondness, liking, obligation, enjoyment, rather than an exchange of bodily fluids. So much for the "I maintain multiple fuck partners due to philology" argument.
This confusion of definition plays out in some of the arguments from analogy used by polyamorous folks. Some argue that since a person can love multiple friends, and a parent can love multiple children, then a polyamorous individual can love (fuck) multiple partners. The problem is one of equivocation. The relationship between a parent and child is qualitatively different from the relationship between a mother and father, or a boyfriend and boyfriend, or two friends. As amo has at least 4 translations, so, too, are there multiple kinds of love. The fact that one can friend-love multiple friends does not imply that one can fuck-love multiple sexual partners, since friend-love and fuck-love are different things. The "love" category works kinda exactly like "dog".
If there are different kinds of love, then how can one discern what kind of love is occurring? Sensible persons maintain that internal dispositions are evidenced by external acts. (Footnote: If you do not grant this, then you just lost the ability to critique folks for performative contradictions, hypocrisy. And you've opened the door to private language.) We can discern that friend-love differs from erotic-love because one involves fucking while the other does not. Similarly, we can discern that parent-love differs from friend-love because they entail different external actions. I may love my friends, but I won't change their diapers. Since polyamorous folks engage in different acts than monogamous folks, we can say that the internal dispositions of members of each group differ, since they prompt different external acts.
This is where we find a significant problem: As soon as we use this argument to strictly divide polyamory from monogamy, in terms of different kinds of love by different kinds of actions, we've opened ourselves up to the argument being used against every other human relationship.
Just as the love between a parent and child is not the love between two dating teens, so too does the love between Monogamous-pair-A and Monogamous-pair-B differ, if we assess internal love by external acts. The pairs may fuck differently, handle finances differently, spend different amounts of time together, have different living arrangements, etc. Each collection of external acts evidences a different set of internal disposition, a different particular instantiation of the vague love-category. Once we apply this critique to every relationship, we find that each parent to child relationship evidences a different instantiation of the love-category, since the differences in external actions indicate a difference of internal disposition. The same with friendship, casual dating, etc.
Even if we restrict ourselves to "love that entails fucking", and ignore all the other components of erotic relationships, there are still obvious differences between what occurs, mechanically, between two heterosexuals, two lesbians, or two gay dudes. Since we define the internal disposition in terms of external acts, the external acts of two gay dudes evidence a different internal-love-disposition than the external acts of two heterosexuals.
Since butt-fucking differs from cunnilingus, they must result from different internal emotive dispositions and, so, different kinds of love. This is where the premise we pretty much have to maintain gets us.
The easy solution is to vague the categories. And, yes, I just used "vague" as a verb. Deal with it. Once we vague the fucking category, we can declare anal sex, blowjobs, heterosexual missionary-style intercourse, and cunnilingus to be "similar enough" that they all count as fucking and so evidence a "similar enough" internal disposition of "love that entails fucking". The question, as always, is where we draw the line.
The easiest line to draw, with respect to polyamory, is the "poly". One could argue that poly-love is significantly different from mono-love because of the number of people involved. While that is a shitty argument, and can be sensibly disputed, the common reply used in pro-polyamory arguments abandons sense in favor of going full-on retard.
Polyamorous folks who once took an Econ 101 class tend to enjoy the phrases "scarcity model of love" and "starvation model of love". They argue that love is not a limited resource where love "spent" on Partner-A diminishes the resource-love-pool from which one can love Partner-B. Instead, love "behaves in wonderful and unpredictable and counterintuitive ways", and so "the more love you give away, the more love you have to give". I do not know if love is an infinite or finite resource, and ultimately do not care. That argument is uninteresting. The interesting argument focuses upon the shift the Econ 101 polyamorist made in the discussion.
At the beginning of this rant, we discussed the difference between "love" and "fucking". In the scarcity / starvation argument, the polyamorist focuses upon the love, the emotive disposition, the intent. Since "intent" is an unlimited resource, polyamorous folks can "intend" multiple partners. But as we demonstrated above, there is a distinction between internal dispositions and external actualizations of those dispositions. Moreover, we can discern the qualities of the internal disposition by assessing the external actualizations of that disposition. The potentiality of the internal disposition is only meaningful, is only useful, with respect to the external actualizations of that disposition. Said another way:
Love may be an infinite resource, but time is not.
One can claim to have infinite love for Player-A, Player-B, and Player-C. Unfortunately, the structure of reality is such that one has limited time to spend with each player. While each player may have different needs, and desire different manifestations of affection or attention, it seems highly unlikely that each partner would get 100% of their needs met all the time. If we chart out instances of need-meeting, and graph the percentage of needs met, we could find that, on a quantitative assessment, the potential-love for each partner was not equal due to actualization-love not being equal.
The claim of equality of potentiality is a very hollow and vacuous claim. This is not a unique problem to polyamory, but rather a manifestation of some problems of Western metaphysics: How does potentiality relate to actuality? How is potentiality assessed and discerned? Potentiality is weird. Anyway, in a polyamorous relationship one can claim to love any number of partners equally. However, if that potential is not actualized equally, then the initial claim of equality is of little or no practical value.
Actuality is different from potentiality. See: Aristotle
This is a problem with some arguments for polyamory: They often confuse potentiality with actuality. Polyamory defines itself in terms of actually having multiple sexual partners, and justifies this actuality by an appeal to the concept of infinite potentiality. It maintains a fundamentally incongruous system since it justifies the actual by appealing to the potential.
And this is exactly what all human social relationships do.
Suppose a mother meets her child's needs more than her husband's needs, or a guy pays more attention and effort to his work than his boyfriend. One might fail to actualize their potential love for their partner by focusing on other friends, hobbies, jobs, etc. The confusion between actual and potential is not unique to polyamory. Conflicting loyalty is not unique to polyamory.
In monogamy, the conflict is avoided by an appeal to categories of affection. If one's girlfriend goes on vacation for a week, her lack of affection during that week is rationalized by considering vacation-effort to be of a different kind than relationship-effort. Alternatively, it is rationalized by her potential to express affection when she returns. In the procreation scenario, a spouse's attention on one's kids is accepted by intertwining the child's well-being with one's own well-being: He's taking care of my daughter, who is an extension of me, and so he's still taking care of me, in a sense. Despite the rationalization, there is still a conflict of loyalty in these relationship. One privileges the vacation over the partner, or the child over the spouse, and we excuse it by modifying our categories of love, or creating new ones.
The difference is that in polyamory that conflict involves fucking other people. Since most folks don't share well, they criticize polyamory for problems that persons in monogamous relationships experience as well. Everyone has conflicting loyalties, except for sociopaths, maybe.
That is what I think interesting about polyamory: It makes us question what "love" is, what a "relationship" is, and how various relationship structures relate to love. If love is a meaningful infinite resource of potential with respect to parents, children, friends, and monogamous folks, then I am not sure why it would not be equally meaningful with respect to polyamory hives. If we discern love only by external actions, then monogamy has some problems, too.
I'm pretty sure there is not a reasonable argument to be made against polyamory as a general practice. One can make an ad populum "most people don't do that" argument, but fuck ad populum arguments. One could offer the indomitable critique of, "I don't like it." but that's merely an expression of emotive disposition, rather than an actual argument. The "exclusivity" argument is just a gussied up version of "I don't share well", and inability to share is hardly a virtue. If we confront the "it's not conducive to procreation" argument then we trot out the tried-and-true "barren heterosexual couple" example.
Once we get a few premises on the table:
- "Love" is a vague category.
- Internal dispositions are evidenced by external acts.
- Potentiality is not actuality.
it is entirely not difficult to demonstrate that polyamory is not significantly different from monogamy, at least in terms of the general structure of love and human relationships.
Polyamory is just different. It does not seem to be inherently wrong, inherently contradictory, or inherently flawed. Yeah, it's kind of goofy, but so are all human relationship. Yeah, it's hard to rationally justify, but so is *everything* independent of a set of unargued primary assumptions. And, sure, polyamorist use flawed arguments and mistaken understandings of terms, but so does about 92% of the human population.
If you want to fuck a bunch of people? That's cool. If you want to only fuck one person? That's fine. But don't pretend that one relationship structure evidences a more "true" or "pure" form of whatever-the-fuck love is. Love is just a word that appeals to an incredibly vague and diverse conceptual collection of human activities.
And, really, it's all just Oxytocin, anyway.
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I'm the best
Around
Everybody loves my awesome town
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The most pain-in-the-ass item on that list is the char. Here are some images to help you nab one.
It spawns *in* the waterfall, so you'll need to cast your lure in the top river, and let it fall down to get the char's attention.
The shadow will follow your lure out of the waterfall. You can kinda make out the shadow size in this picture
.
Success!
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Players of Animal Crossing: New Leaf can access exclusive
content this summer by visiting Best Buy.
If you connect to the Spotpass service within a store, you will download
four special items during the following dates:
6/16-6/29 Raccoon Wall-Clock
6/30-7/13
7/14-7/27 Suitcase
7/28-8/10 Double Neck Guitar
Unfortunately, the majority of Best Buy stores are not
participating in this promotion, because "fuck you", and Nintendo
will not inform players of an alternative means of obtaining the items, no
matter how many times you call them, because, again, "FUCK YOU!"
Luckily, those of us who do not live in "metropolitan
areas" can access this content without having to buy plane tickets, or
drive to another god damned state.
Step 1: Change the
SSID on your wireless network to "Bestbuy".
Step 2: Rename your
wireless network name within your 3DS wireless settings.
Your Nintendo Zone icon ought to now be shitting itself in
anticipation. If you click the icon and
try to access a Nintendo Zone it will not work, but that is alright.
Step 3: Load Animal
Crossing.
Step 4: Go to the
post office.
Step 5: Talk to
Step 6: Click the 'Ask
about a present' option.
If you follow these steps, then you ought to receive an
awesome Raccoon Wall-Clock, without having to visit Best Buy!
Enjoy your digital items!
In closing, I would like to say a very special FUCK YOU to Best Buy, and FUCK YOU to Nintendo, for their not informing me of this when I called them today asking if there was a way for me to get these items without having to drive 2+ hours.
I hope the customer service representatives who told me to drive to another state die in a fucking fire.
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Noticed something amusing after I placed the new AC Prima guide on my desk, next to some other books.
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It seems like just yesterday we were bitching about how SONY hated its customer base, that in order to purchase any SONY product you must first permit them to kick you in the junk.
And now they go and do this...
The cheer. Oh, the cheer.
I don't know what to make of a world in which SONY is the good guy, and Microsoft is the asshole.
Also, this
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Diablo 3 has been around for one year. How did Blizzard decide to celebrate? Why, by releasing patch 1.0.8 with an integer overflow error that resulted in gold duping.
Because programming is difficult.
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Hyperbole and a Half: Depression Part 2
Maybe one of the best descriptions of depression.
Posted by _J_ at 7:51 PM 2 comments
Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act House vote by name
Call your senator, damn it.
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In the wake of the
Hey guys,
So, after that bombing many of you prayed that I comfort the
victims, that I provide guidance to the FBI as they hunt for the perpetrators, and
that I heal the wounded. While I
appreciate the attention, I thought it might be good to clarify some things
about which you seem to be confused.
First of all, I'm omnipotent. You don't need to tell me the bombing
happened. I am aware of it. And if you want me to do something? I know that, too. Telling me that you want me to heal someone,
when I know you want me to heal them, is a bit redundant. Our lines of communication don't get clogged
like cellphone towers, but hearing the same request gets old after a while.
Second of all, doctors heal people, not me. I don't know why y'all haven't picked up on
that yet, but medical science is, generally, the best way to remove shrapnel
from an appendage. As an incorporeal
entity, it's very difficult for me to operate a scalpel. Maybe you should focus upon aiding doctors
and medical personnel instead of talking to me; they're the healers.
On that note, you may want to rethink how you approach
aiding your fellow human beings, in general.
I don't want to tell you how to live your life, but right now there are
hundreds of people donating blood, and thousands donating money. In the wake of the bombing some opened their
homes to individuals who had no place to stay.
A few restaurants in the
That's helping.
I'm sure you feel like talking to me, or retweeting #prayforboston,
counts for something...but in the grand scheme of things? That's really just a way for you to make
yourself feel like you helped out; you haven't actually done anything. And believe me, I know all about non-action
in the face of tragedy.
Speaking of the face of tragedy, you guys have some strange
priorities. A few hours ago there was an
earthquake in
Look, I get that existence is scary. I designed it to be that way. But it's supposed to make you all band
together and form a community of cooperation against a common enemy: me.
I'm the asshole who forced you to exist, who knowingly allows these
events to happen. You're supposed to
turn to one another, to help your fellow man.
If you're talking to me, or posting on Facebook, then you've missed the
fucking point.
I mean, come on. I
let an eight year old child be ripped apart by shrapnel. I watched it happen and didn't do shit. Given that, what makes you think that I'm
inclined to help people? I'm a fucking
prick!
That being said, if you guys could find a way to fuck up the
Westboro folks when they picket the funerals that would be great. Even I am disgusted by those folks.
Yours in Christ,
God
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Students and Staff at IU Bloomington have planned a strike
for April 11th and 12th. This has received
some attention from
The Nation, and the strike, itself, has a tumblr page. Because how are you supposed to fight the man
without a tumblr page? Combing through the
tumblr one can find a plethora of grievances mixed with hopeful idealism. As one image on the site articulates:
"The goal is to contest the
administration's efforts to make IU a more exclusive, costly institution, at
the expense of students and staff. We have already forced the administration to
acknowledge these issues, but through collective action, we want to push
further so that we can imagine together a different future for IU."
The goal of the strike is to contest, to push, to imagine. As the
demands page says, the goal is, "to foster discussion and encourage action". There be discontent, and this discontent
needs to be articulated. What is
curious, however, are some terms that are absent from the site:
-
Solution
-
Proposal
-
Answer
They're
as mad as hell. They aren't going to
take it anymore. But fuck if they know
how to get where they want to be, how they can solve the problem. This is troubling.
For
one thing, their lack of forethought, planning, and basic economic skills
results in untenable demands. Let's look
at their six preliminary demands:
1) Immediately reduce tuition and eliminate
fees.
2) Stop Privatization and outsourcing at IU.
3) End the wage freeze.
4) The university must honor its promise to
double the enrollment of African-American students to 8%.
5) Abolish both HB1402 and SB590.
6) No retaliation for participating in or
organizing the strike.
Notice
1 and 3? 1 requires that the University
decrease the amount of money it take in.
3 requires that the University increase staff / faculty salaries, and so
push more money out. So, our helpful
protesters have demanded that IU collect less money, but dole out larger
checks. My guess is that no math / econ students,
or faculty, participated in the construction of that list.
Let's
be clear: Each particular demand, itself, is
not troubling or problematic. Having a
strike or demonstration is fine and dandy.
Communicating unrest and voicing opposition to trends? Go for it.
But there is a difference between criticism and constructive
criticism. Criticism is people yelling and
dancing around wearing Guy Fawkes masks.
Constructive criticism is people articulating their grievances, and
offering some fucking solutions to the god damned problem. It's taking the step beyond mere vocalization
of unrest, and striving for resolution.
This
is the general problem with contemporary civil unrest, with campus strikes and
the Occupy Wall Street movement. They're
great at complaining and not showering.
But when it comes time to sit down and articulate a practical solution
nothing happens. The people in the drum
circle can imagine a better world, can articulate their imagined possible
reality, but have no fucking clue how to get from where we are, to what they
want to be.
It
seems like that would be a critical step:
A woman in the drum circle stands up and says, "And here is my Excel
document with cost breakdowns for how we can transition from the current
economic paradigm to a more palatable system." But that won't happen, because instead of
learning economic theory and the inter-workings of University bureaucracy the
fucker was busy learning to play a djembe.
My
guess is that their website has not exhausted its server space. So, if they had solutions they could have
made a "How to solve the problem" page. But they didn't make the page, so they
probably don't have the solutions.
It's just like Hugh Laurie sang:
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I am working on an article concerning the development of para-legitimate verbal states focusing on the mechanisms of attenuation, ordinance, and initial bearing of ω class substrate tinges as a series of complex recursive metaphors regarding the malediction and chastisement of genial agents, blanket drapers, and Tolkien-based authentication mechanisms. Proposing to purport pitiable passages parsing as prepossessing paraphrase, periphrastic polyglots prepend presumptuous prepositions periodically penning poetical psalms. Wresting grist from meager life, solemn salmon seek the solace of spring sourcewaters, struggling.
Here's Tom with the weather.
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How likely is it that the New York Times and the Wall Street
Journal got together to produce two related columns?
On March 29th, the Wall Street Journal posted this opinion piece by Suzy Lee Weiss entitled 'To (All) the Colleges That Rejected
Me', a rant in which Miss Weiss places the blame for her lack of college
acceptance on the colleges. The next
day, we find
this Op-ed by Frank Bruni, a rant about shitty parents.
It seems like the two articles may be related.
Miss Weiss feels that she is entitled to attend her ideal
school despite her lack of extra curricular activities or strong
Bruni also observes, "You can eliminate the
valedictorians from high school but you can’t eliminate them from life." While parents heap praise and adoration upon
their children, the world may not view them as precious snowflakes. Once they leave home, children are assessed
by the standards of their professors and employers. Cue Miss Weiss and her lack of preparation
for gaining acceptance to college, and inability to shoulder her own
responsibility for her shortcomings.
What is also interesting are the comments for each
article. There seems to be universal
distain for the Weiss piece and its theme of entitlement and perceived
unfairness. In contrast to this, many
readers seem to agree with the Bruni piece.
A few people invoke the "you've never fucked without using a
condom, so what do you know about parenting" trope, but generally readers
seem to agree that shitty parents produce shitty kids.
It strikes me as odd that these two pieces appeared within a
day of one another, that we find the disease on the 29th and the diagnosis on
the 30th.
What is also odd is the reality of children like Miss
Weiss. I sincerely doubt that parents
set out to raise shitty kids. Yet we
find that many parents utilize the strategies critiqued by Bruni: children as snowflakes, children as equals,
children with fucking iPhones. No one
wants to raise a spoiled brat, and yet persons constantly engage in activities
that seem to result in spoiled brats. We
could explain that by narcissists producing narcissists, but whence that first
generation?
I just thought it was interesting that these two articles
appeared in two different publications on the same weekend, and it happened to
be a weekend on which parents shower their children with candy.
Coincidence?
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Having reached an age at which procreation is a thing done
by my peers, I found myself grappling with the question of whether or not procreation
was a thing for me to do. After talking
to a friend, he sent me a link to a sample draft of a paper, by L.A. Paul, about an epistemic issue involved in
the decision to have a child. I read it,
thought about it, and filed away the info in my "I'll blog about that
someday" folder. Turns out NPR posted a blog about the paper last week.
So, it seems to be the time to toss out some words.
Conventional thinking lands us in an untenable middle-ground
between two approaches to the question of procreation. On one side is the "I want one"
camp whose main approach to the question is emotion-based. One feels one's way through the question by
means of one's emotive inclinations, or lack thereof, to procreate. On the other side is the "Let's think
about this" camp whose main approach to the question is reason. These individuals cost / benefit their way
through the question, assess issues of economic concerns, ask existential
questions regarding the nature of reality, etc.
Both positions imagine their way through the questions and concerns to
reach a decision on whether or not they shall fuck without using
contraceptives.
Paul's paper tosses a wrench into the process. The wrench is this: Many parents report that having a child is a
life-changing experience that fundamentally alters their perception of reality. The life-changing nature of parenthood
significantly alters one's epistemic framework after childbirth. Given the significance of the life
alteration, it is impossible for one to reason, emote, or imagine their way
through the question of procreation to make an informed decision: You really do not, and can not, know what it
will be like to have the child until after you have the child.
Most people seem to think this conclusion is either obvious
or hogcock. Unfortunately, most people
think that as a result of a knee-jerk reaction to being told something about
their self by an academic, rather than a thoughtful critique of the thesis put
forth by Paul. So, rather than be
knee-jerk about it, let's assess the crux of Paul's argument: Epistemically-transformative
experiences. Paul uses the example
provided by Frank Jackson, so let's go with that one.
Imagine a neuroscientist named Mary. She has complete knowledge of the mechanical
and neurological processes by which one sees color. When someone sees the color red, Mary can
completely explain how they see the color red.
Sadly, Mary has been raised in a black and white laboratory. She has only ever seen black and white; she
has never seen the color red.
Paul argues that the "seeing red" qualia is akin
to the "having a child" qualia.
Just as Mary cannot read and research her way to "what it is like
to see red", one cannot reason or emote one's way to "what it is like
to be a parent / have a child".
My initial inclination is to say that "seeing red"
differs from "having a child" in a way that renders the Mary story
irrelevant. The qualia of seeing red may
be unique and one may only gain it by having the experience. Having a child is not this sort of
thing. Rather, "having a child"
is the heaping of all the discrete particular actions involved in having a
child: providing nutrients, changing
diapers, paying bills, having concerns, teaching skills, running errands,
buying toys, etc. In my estimation, I
can approximate what it is like to have a child by talking to parents, babysitting,
spending time in the Wal-Mart toy aisle, staring at shitty diapers, and setting
my money on fire.
The problem, of course, is what Paul argues: Many parents claim that "having a
child" is a life-changing event that is epistemically transformative. If these self-reports of parents are correct,
then one cannot get to the qualia of "having a child" by heaping up a
lot of babysitting. When one has a
child, something magical happens, and they become a different person who can
access a bit of qualia that was previously unattainable.
I am not sure what make of that. If true, then we seem to be epistemically
screwed. Someone who fervently argues
against procreation may, after having a child, become a fantastic parent. A woman who breaks up with males that exhibit
reservations against procreation may eventually turn out to loathe her
children, and lament leaving the dudes who were not keen on knocking her up. Moreover, one seems unable to know whether or
not the event will be life-changing, for them, until after it happens.
There's also the problem of being reductionists about
qualia. To go back to the Mary story,
how different is "seeing red" from "seeing orange"? If we treat these as atomistic then we get
one answer, but if red and orange are on a spectrum with white and black then
perhaps there is no vast epistemic gap, and Mary can get to red from her white
and black qualia. Similarly, perhaps
"having a child" isn't too different from raising a sibling, or
babysitting a lot, or having a fussy cat.
We can place parenthood on a spectrum, and then approximate it by
navigating our way through the spectrum.
Ultimately, I like Paul's paper and think it is a helpful
application of philosophic theory to practical concerns. Anything that softens an individual's stance
on procreation, with respect to one's own desires (pro or con), is probably a
good thing. Raising the question of procreation's impact upon the
individual knower is beneficial. Telling
people they cannot predict what having a child will be like, for them, and
providing an argument seems keen.
Unfortunately, Paul's project maintains the theme of asking
procreative questions from the parent's perspective: How can you know whether or not you will like
having a child? It continues the trend of treating children as a means to the parent's ends. In contrast to Paul, and most of humanity, I think the better procreative question to ask is one that addresses the concerns of
neither the mother nor the father: Will
your child want to have been born?
Posted by _J_ at 3:01 AM 2 comments
Labels: babies, parenting, philosophy, rant
Which conclusion do we inductively reach?
1) Cat's eyes work
like ours, and it perceives the illusion of a moving snake.
2) This particular
cat dislikes pieces of paper with circular patterns, so tries to rip it apart.
3) Seizure cat be
seizuring.
Posted by _J_ at 11:59 PM 0 comments
Labels: [chat]
Having taken a 21 month break since Episode 1, I now present the second
episode of everyone's favorite super hero I made up to demonstrate my ability to construct a webcomic!
Posted by _J_ at 12:01 AM 3 comments
Labels: Not-Icarus™
"You are so on that things have now become very much like Donkey Kong."
Posted by _J_ at 11:59 PM 6 comments
http://www.c-span.org/Live-Video/C-SPAN2/
It's streaming on C-SPAN2 if you want to watch.
Say what you will about Rand Paul...it's nice to see someone with conviction about something. Standing and talking for nine hours isn't easy to do.
Posted by _J_ at 8:13 PM 0 comments
Labels: politics
At some point we'll need to realize, as a species, that
notions of "property" and "owning" are really quite dumb. Until that time, I guess we'll just keep doing stupid shit.
Posted by _J_ at 11:59 PM 1 comments
Labels: [chat]
It seems that some horse
meat sauntered into the European food supply, and this sparked outcry. Now, just for fun, I'm going to provide two
possible reactions to the discovery that horse meat may have ended up in your
Whopper. See if you can guess which one a
majority of the media / internet went with.
Option 1: "The discovery of horse meat raises
issues and concerns over the effectiveness of government regulation, and
sparked an outcry for more stringent requirements and additional regulatory
staff to inspect food processing facilities."
Option 2: "EEEWWWWWWW THAT'S SO
GROOOOSSSSSS!!!!!"
If you selected 1, then you
are obviously confused about the nature of our species.
There are legitimate
concerns to raise over the relationship between food labels and content, for
the sake of allergies, nutrition concerns, and issues of food sourcing. Some reactions to this situation focused upon
these sensible issues. For example:
"The finding of even trace amounts of equine
It seems sensible to ask why
equine
A bit of evidence against regulatory failure
is the finding that:
"We also had the burgers that tested positive for horse
All of the horsemeat tested seems to have been
produced for human consumption, or at least meets the requirements for human
consumption. The horse meat seems to
have come from eating horses, as opposed to riding horses. The problem is that people thought they were
eating cow, but were actually eating horsey.
Clearing up those issues? Good and
sensible. Unfortunately, the majority of outcry isn't based on those sensible
considerations, but rather errs on the side of horseys being inherently for
riding, not eating. And that is fucking
stupid, in the same sense that any non-nutritionally based food preference is
fucking stupid.
There exist persons who choose
to eat horse. Horse meat is a protein
with nutritional qualities that can be processed by the human organism. Horse is edible. And, again, there can be legitimate problems if one has a
horse allergy, or requires a specific nutritant that cow provides and horse
does not. But the actual majority of bitching
isn't focused upon those nutritional concerns.
Rather, it's "EWWWW HORSEY!" which is fucking stupid.
Why is it stupid?
Well, it's stupid because it's based on shitty reasoning such as this: "Opponents
of horse slaughter essentially say eating horses is not part of American
culture, equating it to the slaughter of other pets." It's the nonsensical distinction between
"things for eating" and "things not for eating" that rests
on cultural biases and nonsensical emotive dispositions and preferences. It's the same disposition that leads us to
keep dogs and cats as pets, rather than snacks.
We're inclined to eat some things, and disinclined to eat others, for
reasons other than acquiring the nutrients necessary to sustain life. It's an arbitrary distinction that comes from
arbitrary cultural biases.
Another consideration is the
degree to which people seem to have enjoyed eating horsemeat. Granted, they did not know that their Whopper
was horsemeat at the time that they ate it, but their knowledge of its not
being cow does not change the enjoyment they experienced. There are a group of people who, if asked,
would probably claim to not enjoy horse meat despite their having unknowingly
consumed horse meat and enjoyed it.
That's an interesting
situation, and perhaps evidences the degree to which "Horse Meat EEEWWW!!!!"
is a childish reaction.
So, if you want to bitch
about horse meat, focus upon the legitimate concerns of food inspection and
regulation. Question the effectiveness
of labels and the relationship between consumers and suppliers. Everything else is just emotive braying and
culturally biased neigh-saying.
Posted by _J_ at 12:59 AM 2 comments