Saturday, October 2, 2010

Spike your [chat]

Option #1:
1) Buy a bottle of grape juice.
2) Buy some spikeyourjuice packets.
3) Add packets to grape juice.
4) Wait 48 hours, consume your marginally alcoholic "self"-brewed shit.

Option #2:
1) Just buy some fucking wine and drink it, you god damned hipster asshole.

Thursday, September 30, 2010

For -J-

I bring unto you fealty and tribute?

First World War ends Sunday

The First World War will officially end on Sunday when Germany pays off the last of the enormous debt which was set by the Allies 92 years ago.

So, that's a thing.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Greg Giraldo Died

He was funny.
Now he's dead.
Drugs will do that to you.